General Random Conversation..

[Howmanheyman 39122]

Lass at work asked if it really does hurt that much when you get a tattoo so I told her it depends where you get it? She said, Wallsend. Carry on, chaps.

[Renton 25160]

I really hope thats true. Reminds me of an inverse of this: 

 

"Where's the naughtiest place you've had sex?"

"I don't want to say..."

"Oh go on"

"Okay, then, up the arse...."

[strawb 4956]

Out on a limb here, arse sex (with a woman - never tried it with a lad might be better) is massively overrated.

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

Well, that’s a bummer. 

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

I’d be tempted to try homosexuality but I just can’t be arsed. 
 

 

[strawb 4956]

Any more?

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

Nah, that’s me done. 

[Rayvin 6744]

I have a friend who is a bisexual guy and he has maintained for his entire life that sex is better with women, but that living with a man is much easier. Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc.

 

As for anal I agree with you @strawb

[Monkeys Fist 47321]

6 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc.

This sounds like the work of an AI* bot
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 * Arse inspector

[thebrokendoll 11351]

@wykikitoon

 

been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc 

anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump?

[wykikitoon 24596]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

@wykikitoon

 

been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc 

anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump?

 

You're describing motorists tbh  

 

For £500 you'll get  fine one. Will be heavier but nowadays for that money a starter bike will be right.

 

https://www.decathlon.co.uk/p/29-touring-mountain-bike-explore-540-blue-black/_/R-p-330296?mc=8615131&c=prussian blue_asphalt blue

 

Thats decent value

 

https://www.halfords.com/bikes/mountain-bikes/voodoo-braag-mens-mountain-bike---green---s-m-l-xl-frames-524134.html?stockInventory=undefined&_gl=1*1x19y58*_up*MQ..*_gs*MQ..&gclid=Cj0KCQjwmqPDBhCAARIsADorxIbZ34VyUElRmmflh0TQ_hPAj6I4g1hfg7LJObw1i5q1O4dVxtP5zWkaAoXVEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&gbraid=0AAAAADrJx6yHw5AZSVRMePB1TntOqW1fO&plpPlacement=11

 

Another decent one.

[Gemmill 53990]

4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

@wykikitoon

 

been thinking of getting meself a bike. this is massively hypocritical of me as I literally haven't got a good word to say about the cunts who ride them, cluttering up the highways with their antisocial behaviour and complete lack of any road sense whatsoever etc etc 

anyway, with that in mind I'm thinking of a mountain bike which I can ride on the many trails in the wye valley without being a blight on the life of decent, tax paying motorists. would a secondhand one for about £500 be a decent buy or would it likely drop to bits the first time you went over a bump?

 

My brother in law came off his mountain bike last week and has 4 spinal fractures and 4 broken ribs. 

 

Given you can't walk a dog without breaking your collarbone, this feels like a mistake. 

 

 

[Andrew 5879]

Might stop him bitching about transfers though.