General Random Conversation..

[Howmanheyman 39102]

Lass at work asked if it really does hurt that much when you get a tattoo so I told her it depends where you get it? She said, Wallsend. Carry on, chaps.

[Renton 25149]

I really hope thats true. Reminds me of an inverse of this: 

 

"Where's the naughtiest place you've had sex?"

"I don't want to say..."

"Oh go on"

"Okay, then, up the arse...."

[strawb 4956]

Out on a limb here, arse sex (with a woman - never tried it with a lad might be better) is massively overrated.

[Monkeys Fist 47314]

Well, that’s a bummer. 

[Monkeys Fist 47314]

I’d be tempted to try homosexuality but I just can’t be arsed. 
 

 

[strawb 4956]

Any more?

[Monkeys Fist 47314]

Nah, that’s me done. 

[Rayvin 6744]

I have a friend who is a bisexual guy and he has maintained for his entire life that sex is better with women, but that living with a man is much easier. Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc.

 

As for anal I agree with you @strawb

[Monkeys Fist 47314]

6 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Read into that what you will, just the messenger, etc.

This sounds like the work of an AI* bot
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 * Arse inspector