Monkeys Fist 50724 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Hi, this is @Monkeys Fist, your Amazon delivery driver, where would you like the load delivered? [Please tick the relevant box] ⬜ Your letter box ⬜ Next door neighbour ⬜ Your recycling bin ⬜ On your face ⬜ In your mouth Funnily enough, I’m starting a new graft in a couple of weeks … for Amazon It’s actually a subsidiary transport company, but it’s 99.9% shifting Amazon trailers from one warehouse to another. That’s WAREHOUSE! You filthy animals. ( it’s also ridiculously well paid compared to Damage Transport, and involves no loading or unloading. Start on a Sunday evening, 4 nights out, back Thursday night/very early Friday ) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22481 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Funnily enough, I’m starting a new graft in a couple of weeks … for Amazon It’s actually a subsidiary transport company, but it’s 99.9% shifting Amazon trailers from one warehouse to another. That’s WAREHOUSE! You filthy animals. ( it’s also ridiculously well paid compared to Damage Transport, and involves no loading or unloading. Start on a Sunday evening, 4 nights out, back Thursday night/very early Friday ) Sounds a belter, with the added bonus of possible fresh victims among Amazon members of staff? 🤔 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50724 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Sounds a belter, with the added bonus of possible fresh victims among Amazon members of staff? 🤔 Weirdly the delivery yards are almost totally automated- but, new routes= new disposal areas! Lot Lizards Tremble!!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22481 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Weirdly the delivery yards are almost totally automated- but, new routes= new disposal areas! Lot Lizards Tremble!!!!! Is it just the north or nationwide? The whole country could be your lobster... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50724 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Is it just the north or nationwide? The whole country could be your lobster... Scotchland, the Norths East and West, Midlands, Souths East and West Fuck Wales though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5192 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Funnily enough, I’m starting a new graft in a couple of weeks … for Amazon It’s actually a subsidiary transport company, but it’s 99.9% shifting Amazon trailers from one warehouse to another. That’s WAREHOUSE! You filthy animals. ( it’s also ridiculously well paid compared to Damage Transport, and involves no loading or unloading. Start on a Sunday evening, 4 nights out, back Thursday night/very early Friday ) I had 18 months working in Amazon overseeing 50 or so van and drivers my company was providing for their south London delivery routes Absolute cunts. By far the worst most obnoxious shithouses ive ever had the misfortune to deal with. Hopefully your experience is better but beware they are vermin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50724 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Apparently I’ll have little if anything to do with actual Amazon staff, other than Benedict, Fred, and Michelle in the Lahore call centre when I need to be let in to the yard. Suits me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 Shocking revelation - Is Ewerk a scouse sleeper agent called Chris ???? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 He’s actually one of the half a dozen or so people in Norn Iron who doesn’t support Liverpool or Man Utd 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 1 hour ago, Alex said: He’s actually one of the half a dozen or so people in Norn Iron who doesn’t support Liverpool or Man Utd Aye, that's what HE says. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9338 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Some horrible balaclava wearing c*nts tried to nick my bike from work yesterday. They've smashed off the steering lock which is unfixable. Not much other damage thankfully, despite them leaving my bike lying on its side. Guess that's me only taking my car to work from now on! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63171 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 I'm not remotely into motorbikes, but that is a class looking bike. Let me know where you're leaving it parked next. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43923 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 13 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Some horrible balaclava wearing c*nts tried to nick my bike from work yesterday. They've smashed off the steering lock which is unfixable. Not much other damage thankfully, despite them leaving my bike lying on its side. Guess that's me only taking my car to work from now on! Cunts. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 9338 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm not remotely into motorbikes, but that is a class looking bike. A sexy man needs a sexy motorbike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 My mate has one very similar if not the same. Its fucking gorgeous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 1058 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 On 07/08/2025 at 14:37, Monkeys Fist said: Weirdly the delivery yards are almost totally automated- but, new routes= new disposal areas! Lot Lizards Tremble!!!!! I worked for Brentford Nylons when Suttclffe was on the loose. We had shops up & down the country. We had a fleet of Artics & drivers. After that hoax tape was sent in the Makem drivers (3 of them) kept getting pulled over by the cops. One week one of the lads had a Devon & Cornwall run usually a couple of nights out. Anyway he went missing for 4 days turned in for work on the 5th morning all unshaven looking rough ws fuck he'd been at Sunderland cop shop for 4 nights getting interrogated. He said there came a point during the questioning were he began asking himself if he'd done it. He said they were relentless. Best of it was he was a really nice bloke proper family man etc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50724 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 3 minutes ago, trooper said: I worked for Brentford Nylons 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 1058 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: "Not arf" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 8 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Some horrible balaclava wearing c*nts tried to nick my bike from work yesterday. They've smashed off the steering lock which is unfixable. Not much other damage thankfully, despite them leaving my bike lying on its side. Guess that's me only taking my car to work from now on! A fucking Bobber, no wonder you've always got a sore back Jonathan! Cunts act when people fuck with your bike, especially dumping it on the side. It's like they could get what they wanted, so they just add to the pain they have already inflicted, having to fix the ignition. Mines got an alarm on it, but if I park it on the street, I still put a disc lock on, more as an extra deterrent - like saying yeah you might get through the steering lock but it ain't moving far if you do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9002 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Reminds me of when some actual cunt in Sunderland tried to steal my shitty old Volvo. He was unable to hotwire it and so smashed it up on the inside, writing it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15584 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 36 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Reminds me of when some actual cunt in Sunderland tried to steal my shitty old Volvo. He was unable to hotwire it and so smashed it up on the inside, writing it off. Christ man, you were asking for it, parking a shitty old Volvo in Sunderland is like parking up a Bentley in the Meadowell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9002 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Living in Sunderland is asking for it, tbf. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28533 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 @Kid Dynamite this is my mate https://www.instagram.com/p/DNLj4OCoEOi/?img_index=5&igsh=OGsxODkyeWMxeWRs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39218 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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