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8 hours ago, Dougle said:

My kitchen ceiling collapsed yesterday. Well at least part of it. A surveyor from the insurance company came today and decided we had no claim.

 

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That's a kick in the balls. What do they think caused it?

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9 hours ago, Dougle said:

My kitchen ceiling collapsed yesterday. Well at least part of it. A surveyor from the insurance company came today and decided we had no claim.

 

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Bad news, mate. Hope you can get it sorted out quickly. 

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9 hours ago, Dougle said:

My kitchen ceiling collapsed yesterday. Well at least part of it. A surveyor from the insurance company came today and decided we had no claim.

 

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Unless you think they are completely justified, tell them you are referring it to the ombudsman.  Last time I was refused a claim this did the trick.  

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31 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This fucking abomination in the lane next to me on the M25 car park
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Anyone using this for their funeral should be brought back to life and then fucking shot :lol:


Didn't Ricky Hatton have one in his funeral procession?

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7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

That was his own personal RR :lol:

 

 


I'm aware :lol:

It was one of the originals wasn't it?

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I’ve looked at the site for the abomination I saw. 
 

It gets worse, much worse. :lol:
 

So, thing I saw being towed is the coffin bearing bit. 
At the funerals it’s towed by this…

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But it gets even worse…

 

They offer this “service”

 

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Like I said, brought back to life, then fucking shot… in the face. :lol:

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This fucking abomination in the lane next to me on the M25 car park
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Anyone using this for their funeral should be brought back to life and then fucking shot :lol:


My cousin had one of these at her wedding reception for people to sit in and take photos of and all that.

It burst into flames in the car park as it was leaving and was nothing but a smoking pile of melted plastic or fibreglass or whatever they were made from by the end of the night :lol:

 

Best thing I saw all day.

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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Was it being driven by Fat Batman at the time? 

Batman couldn't make it, they were Reliant on Robin.

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7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I love going past that coffin shop in Wallsend to see what mad shite is in the window this week. The Ian Bru Coffin was a recent highlight 

Be a bit heavy if it's authentic and made from girders!!!

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11 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I love going past that coffin shop in Wallsend to see what mad shite is in the window this week. The Irn Bru Coffin was a recent highlight 


How about going out as a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer? :lol:

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