Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Wasted opportunity tbh- we know he’s fucking minted. The real question- ribbed or bobbled? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16999 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Meenzer said: A laugh and a "quip". Aye. Definitely not fuming at all. We know that's bollocks. Some cunt from Moss Side doesn't have 'quip' in their vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16999 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Listened to a podcast with Colin Murray interviewing Martin Offaih. Fuck me. Private school cunt he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9436 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Listened to a podcast with Colin Murray interviewing Martin Offaih. Fuck me. Private school cunt he is. Please stop listening to stuff 🙂 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16999 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 I like Colin Murray and Offiah is a RL legend. I knew he was a private school bumder, but when he went on and said Great Britain and its Empire was built on people from Private schools I face palmed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27461 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: I like Colin Murray and Offiah is a RL legend. I knew he was a private school bumder, but when he went on and said Great Britain and its Empire was built on people from Private schools I face palmed. What a fucking knob. (Not you, wykiki). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5764 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 13 hours ago, Meenzer said: A laugh and a "quip". Aye. Definitely not fuming at all. If someone in Moss Side asks you how much money you have, it usually means "how much money will you give me to avoid the inconvenience of being stabbed?" The future King has probably had Amir locked up in the Tower of London for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30755 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I like Colin Murray and Offiah is a RL legend. I knew he was a private school bumder, but when he went on and said Great Britain and its Empire was built on people from Private schools I face palmed. The Empire, aye. Although it’s absolutely nothing to be proud of and wallowing in this kind of stupid nostalgia is the reason the country’s been in decline for decades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26769 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 13 hours ago, Meenzer said: A laugh and a "quip". Aye. Definitely not fuming at all. The Prince quipped, 'Listen you little ginger cunt, I've more money than you can fucking count and if you ask me that question again I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5764 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 7 minutes ago, ewerk said: The Prince quipped, 'Listen you little ginger cunt, I've more money than you can fucking count and if you ask me that question again I'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat'. Ginger cunt: At least I can still count my nannas, with my mams help. Moss Side: Ginger Cunt: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16999 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 50 minutes ago, Alex said: The Empire, aye. Although it’s absolutely nothing to be proud of and wallowing in this kind of stupid nostalgia is the reason the country’s been in decline for decades I just found it odd how a black man would seem proud of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30755 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 45 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I just found it odd how a black man would seem proud of that. There are few things as odd as English public schools 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 44 minutes ago, Alex said: There are few things as odd as English public schools The cunts that go to them? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18015 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Random thought for the day. Why is it that some songs I have loved for years or decades, play on an almost daily basis, and still don't know the words off by heart? But when a reference is made to Anthony Gordon, all of a sudden "Gordon is a moron" by Jilted John gets in my head and despite never listening to this for 30 years I know every lyric of the entire song (verse and chorus) off by heart? I've been going out with a girl Her name is ju u u lie But last night she saifd to me While we were watching telly......... ............ Oh she's a slag and he's a creep She's a tart, he's very cheap She is a slut, he thinks he's tough She is a bitch, he is a puff Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Identify with the lyrics? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18015 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Identify with the lyrics? Probably. It might have been one of the first singles I bought tbf and one of the best examples of a narrative song ever. It's brilliant and I love the fact the bands name shows it was always intended as a one off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: shows it was always intended as a one off. I take it you’re unfamiliar with international hit, Pigeons in Flight, then? ( stick with it, he does it eventually ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 23, 2023 Share Posted November 23, 2023 Top job from this Craney https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-67509978 Pretty mental footage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9436 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Top job from this Craney https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-67509978 Pretty mental footage. I mean, I wouldn't enjoy that particular fair ground ride, but why did he take so long to get in? Well done, Craney, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26769 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: I mean, I wouldn't enjoy that particular fair ground ride, but why did he take so long to get in? Typical builder. Never turning up when he's supposed to. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 6 hours ago, RobinRobin said: I mean, I wouldn't enjoy that particular fair ground ride, but why did he take so long to get in? Well done, Craney, though. I’d imagine the combo of high winds, and the massive irregular updrafts from the fire hampered him a bit. Ah, I’ve just realised you probably mean the lad being rescued, in which case, fuck knows- I’d have been in to that cage the second it was in reach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 My lad Dweezil now has a competitor for hairiest idiot in Forest Hall. Ozzy, sis-in-law’s new (to her) 10 week old terror. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16999 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Gaw-JUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5038 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: My lad Dweezil now has a competitor for hairiest idiot in Forest Hall. Ozzy, sis-in-law’s new (to her) 10 week old terror. cocker spaniel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39140 Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 Aye, looks like a working one too, like my hairy danger. He’d just come in from a 5 mile walk in Scotchland here- sparkers, 3ft from his bed. Thick as mince 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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