wykikitoon 16967 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Alex said: I might be getting old fashioned in my dotage but it’s fucking horrific surely that they’d both do that to a stranger anyway whilst on a stag / hen do Got to be from Barnsley 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 (edited) They only thing that could make this story worse is that she pressed the button just as he was entering vinegar strokes and subsequently blew his load. All her little brothers and sisters dribbling down her face. … Edited October 23, 2023 by Holden McGroin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: All her little brothers and sisters dribbling down her face. … 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2795 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Stink Wrinkle. "Officially Bleached." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, ohhh_yeah said: "Officially Bleached." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 5 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Fuck me CT you animal!!! I was fairly convinced the story was going to end up she sucked off her bf, and wondered if they were going to see the funny side or split up because they'd both been unfaithful. But holy fuck that is grim. Thank fuck I missed out on these whacky stag parties where you visit brothels with your father in law, due to a combination of being ancient and having no friends. 👍 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Anyone who invites their dad and or father-in-law on their stag is asking for it tbh. Also, anyone sticking their Manmeet through a hole in Amsterdam can’t complain if it goes awry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16967 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: I was fairly convinced the story was going to end up she sucked off her bf, and wondered if they were going to see the funny side or split up because they'd both been unfaithful. But holy fuck that is grim. Thank fuck I missed out on these whacky stag parties where you visit brothels with your father in law, due to a combination of being ancient and having no friends. 👍 I was thinking similar. My stag was a weekend in the Lakes walking 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6065 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 I was on a stag do in Prague about 7 years ago. The stags Brother and Dad were both there. His (married) Brother went to a brothel 3 nights in a row when he was pissed, and his Dad was well aware. I couldn't help but thinking how weird it was. If it was my son I'd think he was a bell end 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5747 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 31 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: I was on a stag do in Prague about 7 years ago. The stags Brother and Dad were both there. His (married) Brother went to a brothel 3 nights in a row when he was pissed, and his Dad was well aware. I couldn't help but thinking how weird it was. If it was my son I'd think he was a bell end I know, imagine not buying your dad a brass after he sired you. Ungrateful cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13898 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 21 minutes ago, Tom said: Quote He would just go vacant and would then talk gobbledygook, there would be no context to what he was saying. Sounds familiar. I all seriousness, well done Stevie, had our differences, but if you read this the way you've handled this has been quite inspirational. Bet your enjoying NUFC right now. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27407 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Aye, well done, Stevie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2476 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Good to hear that he's doing well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Nice one Stevie. Currently working himself up into a lather at the arrival of "the hun" on Tyneside tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20051 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Still rocking his selfie smile/head tilt to camera, I see. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30724 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 I’m pleased for him. I would occasionally wonder how he was doing, as I know the prognosis was pretty grim when it happened. His favourite insult was ‘wank / wanks’, used as a noun iirc e.g. that set of wanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14838 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 He contributed to one of those Facebook pages eg “pictures of football from the 80s” that pops up now and then … I knew it was him after about two sentences Great to see he’s thriving in spite of everything. Two kids is a blessing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 He'll be fucking RAGING about that. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14133 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 One of the shite things about growing older online is that bad things start happening more often to people you know (whether virtually or irl), though that's also a measure of how strong these communities can end up being. This weekend in Hamburg we've been raising a glass to a couple of people from our Eurovision forum we lost this year. I didn't get on with one of them especially well, but he was as much a part of the furniture as anyone else. Similarly, I'm sure Stevie wouldn't mind me saying we aren't exactly on the same page when it comes to many things in life but I'm really glad he's doing well and hope he continues to beat the odds. He may not have been around here for a while but this place would have been a lot less colourful without him. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14133 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Mind, I'm disappointed he hasn't somehow conspired to give his kids the initials SMB. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 So many posters gone without a trace (although I think I did disappear for a while so its not always something bad that draws posters away). Did I haar we lost Brock Manson a few years back? I wonder what mischief Smooth Operator and Wacky Jnr are upto these days? 😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Gejon was one who died sadly. I don't know anything about Brock, but Meenzer might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14133 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Pleased to say Brock is doing well and has a beard the size of a small country. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5031 Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Gejon was one who died sadly. I don't know anything about Brock, but Meenzer might. Oh was it Gejon? Thats sad. He seemed like a good lad as well. Is Tooj still around under a different username? Edited October 24, 2023 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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