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Well played Stevie, pleased you're doing well....you got a private room?...a lad in our old football team knacked his ankle and they put him in one. We turned up on the Sunday night to find his missus had put a chair against the door so she could administer some "specialist pain relief" . Might be trickier on a public ward but you could just pull the curtains and say it helps you drop off to sleep. No need to thank me :good:

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Well played Stevie, pleased you're doing well....you got a private room?...a lad in our old football team knacked his ankle and they put him in one. We turned up on the Sunday night to find his missus had put a chair against the door so she could administer some "specialist pain relief". Might be trickier on a public ward but you could just pull the curtains and say it helps you drop off to sleep. No need to thank me :good:

I thought that was the nurses job? :unsure2: (Or was your mate not with Bupa?)

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Won't come on here so Paraguayed again. I downed 4 bottles of shiraz last time and it almost cost me dearly. Won't be drinking by myself on the quiet. No more of that craic. :lol:

On the upside, it is good to see Stevie is in good spirits anyway.

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Won't come on here so Paraguayed again. I downed 4 bottles of shiraz last time and it almost cost me dearly. Won't be drinking by myself on the quiet. No more of that craic. :lol:

On the upside, it is good to see Stevie is in good spirits anyway.

Sorry is the word you are looking for :)

 

Glad you're alive and well Stevie

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Can't believe he was onto us and we managed to reel him back in. Kudos, everybody.

:D

 

Btw, can we change Ken's name to The Fukushima Kid, since they both had liquid induced meltdowns? ;)

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They're astonished by my progress. They expected me in here for at least two weeks, but I have a meeting at 10am indicating they might let me oot......TODAY! it's like I've got two heeds but I don't care.

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Nice one, that's mint. Don't let work know though, you want to be swinging the lead with that lot for as long as possible!

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Nar fuck that. 6 month cabbage is more than believable with this so, I'm at 5 month and 30 days LEFT with this ;-). My memory is coming back. Pub names, the fact I haven't had an orgasm for 16 days, the fact I can't take another strike to the face ever, the fact Ken thought I was making it up and strikes me as a drunken workless failure with little to say and poor Australian teeth with regular red backs on his toilet. It's all coming back to me.

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Nice one, being nosey and you don't have to say but what's the plan going forward treatment wise? You expecting a full recovery?

 

You've got Pardew's sympathy mate, he brought Obertan on yesterday to make you feel better about ye heed. :razz:

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Nar fuck that. 6 month cabbage is more than believable with this so, I'm at 5 month and 30 days LEFT with this ;-). My memory is coming back. Pub names, the fact I haven't had an orgasm for 16 days, the fact I can't take another strike to the face ever, the fact Ken thought I was making it up and strikes me as a drunken workless failure with little to say and poor Australian teeth with regular red backs on his toilet. It's all coming back to me.

:lol:

 

Even Stevie with a brain tumour can see through Ken's bullshit. Get well soon mate

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Thought you would have milked the "this could be our last shag" card on the run up to the op.

 

As he said, one vigorous blow to the head could kill him.

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16 days, I'd say that was second only to CT but then I've just read the holiday thread and seen that he's whisked his lass down to London for a few days of capital banging and ham sandwiches. Talk it through with one of the nurses if it's bothering you, one of the male ones obviously, they might be able to offer some advice/assistance.

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