Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 After he died, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 That’s quite a beak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 So weird couple of months, brother in law dropped down dead unexpectedly mid April, he was 47. The Tuesday after the funeral my nice company paid me off. So with the 4 weeks notice and the decent pay off the wife and I decided I should give contracting a go seeing as we had 4 months of wages basically. On Tuesday I was offered and accepted a contract on £445 a day, inside IR35 so I am paying a fuck ton of tax but yeah a full few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 That’s enough to buy one of Deano’s Shrubbery formations every other day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) I’d call that a humble brag except there’s nothing humble about it. Congrats on your success. Edited March 16, 2019 by ewerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Found a new hobby for our resident clown shoe. Might come in handy in a couple of years when his ringpiece gives up the ghost. 'I paid £160 for a pair of limited edition nappies' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47319641 ( Also, can our Edinburgh contingent please seek out this woman and give her a slap? Cheers ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 I'll say one thing in favour of a no-deal Brexit, if we're all flat broke then at least these arseholes will be too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 “ Cressida my dear, I’m afraid things aren’t looking rosy financially” ” Oh Bertie, please say it isn’t so!” ” I’m afraid so my dearest, I’ve already sold the family silver, the lodge in Gstaad has gone, and the twins have had to move to day-school…” ” Oh dearest, please don’t say what I think you’re about to say… anything but that!” ” We have no option my sweet, the Nappy Collection has to go… I’ve a man from Bonhams coming this afternoon” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Found a new hobby for our resident clown shoe. Might come in handy in a couple of years when his ringpiece gives up the ghost. 'I paid £160 for a pair of limited edition nappies' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47319641 ( Also, can our Edinburgh contingent please seek out this woman and give her a slap? Cheers ) I hate the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Back to the dark ages they go. That's Sharia Law. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/28/brunei-brings-in-death-by-stoning-as-punishment-for-gay-sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Of course, The Sultan is the living embodiment of a pious Muslim who follows the Koran to the letter… … when he’s not shagging under-age lasses from his harem, off his nut on booze and coke, in his gold plated palaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Back to the dark ages they go. That's Sharia Law. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/28/brunei-brings-in-death-by-stoning-as-punishment-for-gay-sex Don't start giving Andrea Leadsom ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 This fucking Knacker Winlaton arsonist accidentally set fire to himself https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-47739403 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Renowned local shithole, Gotham Town has shut for good, I see. I don't know if you've ever tried going in there through the day but daylight really shows what a right fucking dump it is/was. Played some decent tunes though and hopefully it isn't replaced with some shit prosecco and gin den for arseholes to take Instagram selfies in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Of course, The Sultan is the living embodiment of a pious Muslim who follows the Koran to the letter… … when he’s not shagging under-age lasses from his harem, off his nut on booze and coke, in his gold plated palaces. Golden handshakes with the high echelons, very, very scary what goes on at the top. It really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Renowned local shithole, Gotham Town has shut for good, I see. I don't know if you've ever tried going in there through the day but daylight really shows what a right fucking dump it is/was. Played some decent tunes though and hopefully it isn't replaced with some shit prosecco and gin den for arseholes to take Instagram selfies in. I walked past about a month ago through the day and assumed it had already closed down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Happy Face put this on twitter.... Ive put it in here because my 82 year old mother was admitted to hospital at 3am in return for £0. Never, ever let these individuals have their day in the sun, as they’d hoped for today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Thing is his fan club who'd have no hesitation in voting for him are it's biggest users but will probably be exempt from charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 PETA is weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 PETA steal and murder peoples pets. They can fuck off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 They do what now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Steals pets and kills them https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/peta-sorry-for-taking-girls-dog-putting-it-down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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