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  On 27/04/2022 at 11:44, Monkeys Fist said:

Here’s one for you @Craig

 

If you could sail in a perfectly straight line, you could set out from New York and arrive in Perth, Western Australia. 
 

You’d arrive in Perth from the south, too. :lol:

 

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But in the meantime, you can all fuck off! 

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Was down in London Wednesday night and yesterday. Finish a meeting and dart from Paddington to Euston just in time to get in my seat for the 18:20 back up North. I've got settled, plugged in my phone etc when there's an announcement that there's a delay due to an incident on the line. 5 minutes later all trains to Manchester are cancelled for the foreseeable. I go to Kings Cross jump on a PACKED Sheffield bound train, manage to get a seat but have to endure a couple of pissed up FreeMasons on one table and a very chatty Yorkshireman on another. Both tables within earshot, neither pause for fucking breath for two fucking hours. Then, just as we're pulling into Sheffield at 22:00, all Manchester bound trains are cancelled. Fuck this, says I, and get an Uber home. Finally get into bed at midnight, at which point the wife asks if I could get her some water.

 

4 and a half hours after getting to sleep I'm woken up by my little lad, who gives absolutely zero fucks about how tired his dad is. 

 

I've logged in for hero points, but am I fuck doing any fucking work today.

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  On 29/04/2022 at 09:42, PaddockLad said:

@The Fish

 

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No need for thanks Dave :good:

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You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. 

 

....fucking

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  On 29/04/2022 at 10:47, Monkeys Fist said:

Didn’t you move to Manchester? 
 

 

Soft Midlands shandy drinking la la. 

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Soft? Yes

Midlands? Questionably

Drinking? absolutely

La La, I won't refute that

SHANDY? I will knife fight you, right now!

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  On 29/04/2022 at 10:48, The Fish said:

 

You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. 

 

....fucking

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Do you work for CBeebies now? :lol:

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  On 29/04/2022 at 09:14, The Fish said:

Was down in London Wednesday night and yesterday. Finish a meeting and dart from Paddington to Euston just in time to get in my seat for the 18:20 back up North. I've got settled, plugged in my phone etc when there's an announcement that there's a delay due to an incident on the line. 5 minutes later all trains to Manchester are cancelled for the foreseeable. I go to Kings Cross jump on a PACKED Sheffield bound train, manage to get a seat but have to endure a couple of pissed up FreeMasons on one table and a very chatty Yorkshireman on another. Both tables within earshot, neither pause for fucking breath for two fucking hours. Then, just as we're pulling into Sheffield at 22:00, all Manchester bound trains are cancelled. Fuck this, says I, and get an Uber home. Finally get into bed at midnight, at which point the wife asks if I could get her some water.

 

4 and a half hours after getting to sleep I'm woken up by my little lad, who gives absolutely zero fucks about how tired his dad is. 

 

I've logged in for hero points, but am I fuck doing any fucking work today.

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  On 29/04/2022 at 10:48, The Fish said:

 

You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. 

 

....fucking

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You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake. 

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  On 29/04/2022 at 11:24, Howmanheyman said:

 

You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake. 

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Need to start wearing Stone Island and a cap pushed way back on my head.

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