RobinRobin 13184 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Here’s one for you @Craig If you could sail in a perfectly straight line, you could set out from New York and arrive in Perth, Western Australia. You’d arrive in Perth from the south, too. But in the meantime, you can all fuck off! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Alex said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61188603 I would never have had Tim Westwood down as a wrong un 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Ooh! I like that one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 More from planet twat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38259 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: The world’s hippest white vicar’s son who pretends to be black, obvs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13184 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Alex said: The world’s hippest white vicar’s son who pretends to be black, obvs Still ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3103 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15409 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Lol at that lad taking an absolute header over the ropes. Not sure how that constitutes a MAJOR ACCIDENT but the man has got a few clicks out of it so job done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6659 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 45 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Lol at that lad taking an absolute header over the ropes. Not sure how that constitutes a MAJOR ACCIDENT but the man has got a few clicks out of it so job done These are the sort of skills you'll need as a streamer tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Was down in London Wednesday night and yesterday. Finish a meeting and dart from Paddington to Euston just in time to get in my seat for the 18:20 back up North. I've got settled, plugged in my phone etc when there's an announcement that there's a delay due to an incident on the line. 5 minutes later all trains to Manchester are cancelled for the foreseeable. I go to Kings Cross jump on a PACKED Sheffield bound train, manage to get a seat but have to endure a couple of pissed up FreeMasons on one table and a very chatty Yorkshireman on another. Both tables within earshot, neither pause for fucking breath for two fucking hours. Then, just as we're pulling into Sheffield at 22:00, all Manchester bound trains are cancelled. Fuck this, says I, and get an Uber home. Finally get into bed at midnight, at which point the wife asks if I could get her some water. 4 and a half hours after getting to sleep I'm woken up by my little lad, who gives absolutely zero fucks about how tired his dad is. I've logged in for hero points, but am I fuck doing any fucking work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Well done Dave. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20139 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 @The Fish https://zoom.us/ No need for thanks Dave 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 hour ago, The Fish said: back up North Didn’t you move to Manchester? Soft Midlands shandy drinking la la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 51 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: @The Fish https://zoom.us/ No need for thanks Dave You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. ....fucking 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Didn’t you move to Manchester? Soft Midlands shandy drinking la la. Soft? Yes Midlands? Questionably Drinking? absolutely La La, I won't refute that SHANDY? I will knife fight you, right now! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. ....fucking Do you work for CBeebies now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Do you work for CBeebies now? In the fucking Night Garden. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, The Fish said: In the fucking Night Garden. Tombliboo Dave- “Oh no! His pants have fell down” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47046 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, The Fish said: Midlands? Questionably You’re quite correct. Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: You’re quite correct. Manchester is definitely in the southern half of Britain. At least it's the North of the middle. The muffin top, if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7673 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 How old is your lad Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38636 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 hours ago, The Fish said: Was down in London Wednesday night and yesterday. Finish a meeting and dart from Paddington to Euston just in time to get in my seat for the 18:20 back up North. I've got settled, plugged in my phone etc when there's an announcement that there's a delay due to an incident on the line. 5 minutes later all trains to Manchester are cancelled for the foreseeable. I go to Kings Cross jump on a PACKED Sheffield bound train, manage to get a seat but have to endure a couple of pissed up FreeMasons on one table and a very chatty Yorkshireman on another. Both tables within earshot, neither pause for fucking breath for two fucking hours. Then, just as we're pulling into Sheffield at 22:00, all Manchester bound trains are cancelled. Fuck this, says I, and get an Uber home. Finally get into bed at midnight, at which point the wife asks if I could get her some water. 4 and a half hours after getting to sleep I'm woken up by my little lad, who gives absolutely zero fucks about how tired his dad is. I've logged in for hero points, but am I fuck doing any fucking work today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, trophyshy said: How old is your lad Dave? 3 at the end of June. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38636 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 34 minutes ago, The Fish said: You don't have to fucking tell me mate. I was fucking all for doing the fucking whole thing over fucking Teams (like we do every fucking day) but OhhhhhHHhh fucking NooOooOOooo we had to have an in-fucking-person Team Day. Where we fucking dick about with fucking quizzes and fucking Paddington fucking Bear fucking treasure fucking hunts around fucking Little Venice for two fucking hours. ....fucking You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11523 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: You need to be a bit more assertive at work, fish. Tell them that you're from Seaton Sluice near Blyth and you don't do Paddington Bear treasure hunts. There's a town's reputation on the line for heaven's sake. Need to start wearing Stone Island and a cap pushed way back on my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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