spongebob toonpants 5190 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42128 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter Hope you get seen to quickly, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5190 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours 30 and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5190 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Update. On a trolley, trouserless, not moving 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50665 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Hope all goes well mate. I had a lump taken off my knee a few years ago (2013)which resulted in me posting this on a popular (at the time) social media app ” So, I go to bed extremely early this evening, feeling the onset of Man Flu, at about 7:30. Woken half an hour later by the combination of hearing my son (3 at the time)in the bathroom doing a superb rendition of The Exorcist vomit scene, and my stomach letting me know that I'm seconds away from recreating Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall. I dash to bathroom, where I am barred from entry by my wife , holding our son over the pan as he pukes for England. Minutes pass, sweat breaks out on my forehead. My A-hole is doing a better job than King Canute, but I'm now formulating emergency plans ( the bath). Luckily son dries up, I move in… and realise that I will have to sit sideways on the Thunderbox as my knee ( recently operated on), will not bend sufficiently to allow me to sit normally. This also means I have to cup the Man Apples to avoid crushing them twixt thigh and newly narrow bog seat. So there I am, sideways on, leg stuck out straight, holding my knackers as the world falls out of my bottom. “ Hope this brightens your day 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42128 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Update. On a trolley, trouserless, not moving We’ve all been there 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50665 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: We’ve all been there Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39174 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Hope all goes well mate. I had a lump taken off my knee a few years ago (2013)which resulted in me posting this on a popular (at the time) social media app ” So, I go to bed extremely early this evening, feeling the onset of Man Flu, at about 7:30. Woken half an hour later by the combination of hearing my son (3 at the time)in the bathroom doing a superb rendition of The Exorcist vomit scene, and my stomach letting me know that I'm seconds away from recreating Willy Wonka's chocolate waterfall. I dash to bathroom, where I am barred from entry by my wife , holding our son over the pan as he pukes for England. Minutes pass, sweat breaks out on my forehead. My A-hole is doing a better job than King Canute, but I'm now formulating emergency plans ( the bath). Luckily son dries up, I move in… and realise that I will have to sit sideways on the Thunderbox as my knee ( recently operated on), will not bend sufficiently to allow me to sit normally. This also means I have to cup the Man Apples to avoid crushing them twixt thigh and newly narrow bog seat. So there I am, sideways on, leg stuck out straight, holding my knackers as the world falls out of my bottom. “ Hope this brightens your day Aye but did you wipe sitting after? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50665 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Aye but did you wipe sitting after? No. I’m not a savage, ffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15540 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter All the best SpongeBob nopants 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5418 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: No. I’m not a savage, ffs. I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43856 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said: And the Easter break begins with me sitting in a wheelchair in A&E Knee had been hurting a bit so went the doctors expecting him to say rest up, here are some hefty painkillers. Maybe a bit of strapping or antibiotics for an infection Did not want to here either of these phrases. Go straight to A&E Or May need to clean that knee out. Happy Easter Hope it doesn't turn out serious, SpongeBob. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50665 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, strawb said: I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 5190 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 5 hours later I’ve ended up with antibiotics, painkillers and instructions to rest Knees are a bit of a mess but nothing too bad for a geriatric who spent years playing Sunday League football, falling off motorbikes and falling downstairs drunk Hospital a bit bemused they didn’t just prescribe antibiotics on the spot as they’d had to get rid of the infection anyway, but still a relief they didnt immediately reach for the scalpel No alcohol til I’m finished the drug course, which has taken the wind out of my Easter plans 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50665 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said: No alcohol til I’m finished the drug course, which has taken the wind out of my Easter plans Just nick a wheelchair, get on the lash from now until Monday, then start the antibiotics. Happy Easter 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6689 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Get well soon 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5418 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. This sounds like a lie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3619 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 5 hours ago, strawb said: This sounds like a lie Jealously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3619 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Big dick energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14493 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Nah, just slung it in the sink whilst nature took its course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14493 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 On 03/04/2023 at 19:00, RobinRobin said: May as well be given fucking Chrome seems to freeze on EVERY FUCKING PAGE - DUDE! 🙂 Just updated Chrome again and seems much better 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63051 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Yep looks like Chrome is fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42128 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Are you allowed back in to Lidl yet? With supervision 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14493 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 30 minutes ago, Alex said: With supervision 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39174 Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Well I’ve been blessed with the delights of food poisoning or norovirus for the long weekend. Woke up at 4.30am about to puke and nearly made it to the bathroom in time but instead ended up trying to aim my projectile stream of puke into the toilet from about ten feet away resulting in covering nearly the entire back wall in vomit. I’ve since been sick about five times resulting in burst blood vessels all round my eyes and been on the shitter about 15 times today. Unable to keep any liquids down, genuinely don’t think I’ve ever felt worse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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