Rayvin 4964 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Just now, Renton said: You'd think. But if you bring it up, the end result will be people bringing dogs will stop coming in and yeah, I'd be ostracised probably. Maybe I'm a coward but I don't want the awkwardness. I dunno, my point was more about when this became a normal thing. I can see it being okay in some work places with segregated areas, but this is a modern open plan multi-storey office, we have dogs running up and down it, sniffing out your sarnies etc. It wouldn't be allowed anywhere else I've worked. I'm sorry like but the rest of my colleagues could just fuck off on this one, especially if I was allergic to the damn things It is callous of them to inflict that upon you, not the other way around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Just now, Gemmill said: Dogs absolutely love me. I'd be holding court in the canteen, playing pool and cards with them and stuff. They seem to like my crotch for some reason. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35322 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: I'm sorry like but the rest of my colleagues could just fuck off on this one, especially if I was allergic to the damn things It is callous of them to inflict that upon you, not the other way around. "Keep these things THE DAMN HELL away from me, darling!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "Keep these things THE DAMN HELL away from me, darling!" Quite so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30724 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Yeah, I think it’s a bit odd in that sort of office environment. I could see an occasional day where it would be allowed but not all the time and especially if they actual piss and shit inside the office and I absolutely love dogs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30724 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 10 minutes ago, Renton said: They seem to like my crotch for some reason. they like everyone’s crotch, don’t worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5747 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I'd be kicking up a stink about it tbh, it sounds fairly grim. Or pissing on my line manager's carpet while shouting "see how you like it". Sounds like there's high risk of kicking up a stink if people aren't picking up shite after themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14133 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Sounds like there's high risk of kicking up a stink if people aren't picking up shite after themselves. Wahey! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5747 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Wahey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, Alex said: they like everyone’s crotch, don’t worry about it. They're the only sentient beings that do. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9135 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 I'd love it if I could bring a dog to work. Because I work from home, and I don't have a dog and I want one. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, The Fish said: I'd love it if I could bring a dog to work. Because I work from home, and I don't have a dog and I want one. Nice logic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9135 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Just now, Renton said: Nice logic. We were genuinely talking about getting a dog if we weren't lucky enough to get pregnant this year. So while I'm delighted to welcome an addition to the School of Fish, I'm a little disappointed we won't get a dog for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20051 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, Renton said: They seem to like my crotch for some reason. renton's a stander, pass it on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 795 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: They seem to like my crotch for some reason. That’ll probably be the pedigree chum you’ve been smearing on it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Get yourself one of these Renton Then start humping people’s legs and go full mackem with the toilet habits. You’ll get sacked but if you’re going to go, go down in flames. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18001 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 This thread got me googling stuff and now I have seen stuff I can't unsee. You're welcome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5747 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Renton said: This thread got me googling stuff and now I have seen stuff I can't unsee. You're welcome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: This thread got me googling stuff and now I have seen stuff I can't unsee. You're welcome. Wewf 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3641 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Just driven 300 miles to Lancaster. Picking up the MIL ashes tomorrow. Get to the hotel only to find the good lady wife hasn't confirmed the booking and the hotel is in fact full. No room at the Inn....... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30724 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Gemmill said: Dogs absolutely love me. I'd be holding court in the canteen, playing pool and cards with them and stuff. I used to have one of those dogs playing snooker pictures on my wall when was about 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39094 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 minute ago, spongebob toonpants said: Just driven 300 miles to Lancaster. Picking up the MIL ashes tomorrow. Get to the hotel only to find the good lady wife hasn't confirmed the booking and the hotel is in fact full. No room at the Inn....... Zoinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30724 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 This one: Which, iirc, had the caption “Hey! One foot on the floor” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, Renton said: This thread got me googling stuff and now I have seen stuff I can't unsee. You're welcome. What in the everloving fuck did you search to get that? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8926 Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, Rayvin said: What in the everloving fuck did you search to get that? He misspelled “Milf pet play” I would say… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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