Meenzer 14071 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Tightrope walkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Why did it take 15 replies or so to Wolfy to get someone to lock a shit thread? They want the titles but not the responsibility Power-mad me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14071 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 http://www.thelocal.se/43434/20120925/ That's what I love about the social networking era. It's political correctness gone fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16736 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 At work we wanted a new recpetionist. So, we interviewed and offered it to a lass. She worked her 3 weeks notice and she was due to start last Monday. Anyways, last Monday lass emails, not phones, saying her Gran has just died and she is off to where she lived with her mother to sort stuff out. Fair enough. We then didnt hear from her until Thursday where she emailed late on saying she was helping her disabled mother sort stuff out. Again, nothing at all from Thursday. Anyways, yesterday our HR Dept tried calling her and she didnt answer so emailed her and said they were retracting the offer of employment. She emailed today saying sorry for the mess around, however due to having a disabled mother she felt she needed to take up the reighns of the family as her brother did night shifts and has a 2 year old. What a fucking weirdo. Why didnt she just phone up? Anyways, one of the lads has a mutial friend on FB. Apparently her mother is fine, her gran hasnt passed away at all and her brother lives in Oz. What a freak! If she didnt want the job, why not just call and say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9018 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 i wasn't about and i'm the powermad dictator admin apparently. Absentee Overlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 More sack and capons or we're on strike,Sire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Just in case any of you have an emergency castration and decide to watch The Paradise tonight, (BBC1 9pm), my nephew plays Arthur in it , an errand boy born and raised in the shop. It's his first major acting part http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00vhpsv/characters/arthur Shameless plug over, as you were troops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Upon hearing that my gran thought it was 1944 and ww2 was happening my initial question wasn't was she ok, jesus how'd that happen? or any of those it was "How'd she explain my ma being there then?" i'm beginning to think i'm a bit of a shit Nah, you just have a wicked streak. You'd make a good nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 When I was at the hospital waiting for my Mother to pass there was a bit of a light moment when she got a confused look on her face and asked where she was. My sister asked her where she thought she was and she replied "Mrs S's front room" using our surname. We realised she'd had a flashback to before she married my Dad and was referring to my Dad's Mam. Thinking back I did bite back "So who do you think we are?" so maybe I'm as wicked as Ant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14071 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Just in case any of you have an emergency castration and decide to watch The Paradise tonight, (BBC1 9pm), my nephew plays Arthur in it , an errand boy born and raised in the shop. It's his first major acting part http://www.bbc.co.uk...aracters/arthur Shameless plug over, as you were troops. I watched it until he turned up, then watched him for a few minutes (CT browser alert), then turned off before my balls retreated entirely into my body from all that wimmin's TV. Good on him for bagging a major role though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 I reckon that makes a grand total of two Toontastic viewers then. Cheers Chap, a hot bath will get the testes back to bagginess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 That's a fantastic first role MF! Is he local? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 He is, Cath. Newcastle born and bred. He's had two other TV roles, one very small part in Joe Maddison's War with Nev from Auf Wiedersehen , and he played a Powder Monkey on Channel 4's Back from the Dead- got blown up and had his leg sawn off, he was well chuffed as the director let him keep the wax leg they used This is his first major part, he's been filming all summer at Lambton Hall. I've asked him if I can use one of his Oscars as a doorstop in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Good luck to him! Sounds like he could do with a few more Catherine Cooksons being made - they love Geordie urchin bairns in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Urchin Funny thing is, he didn't need a haircut for this part either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I must say, three cheers for CabayeAye, seems to be a reformed poster. Well done sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 That's one alias uncovered, next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16736 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 That's one alias uncovered, next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Must say Im quite surprised at the lack of Megan Stammers jokes on here. Loads doing the mobile rounds. Would have posted a few in the sick jokes place but couldnt find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 That's one alias uncovered, next! Not this again... CT says the only nice thing that has ever been said to anyone on TT, and you restore the balance of TT straight away. Bastardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38847 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Anyone played in Complete Football in Gosforth? If so, are the pitches/showers a good standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobH 0 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Anyone played in Complete Football in Gosforth? If so, are the pitches/showers a good standard. Pitches are good. It's still pretty new so I'd imagine the showers are decent. Only problem with that place is the location is a bit weird. Difficult to get to if you don't drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Thanks for that. Some of the lads are driving, so I should be ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14071 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I love stupid stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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