Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I think he was just calling you a baldy cunt tbh . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 "Honey, how about nipping upto gibside for a few real ales, hog roast, while the kids play?" "Yes fucking please! " 20 minutes later I'm sitting outside several fucking dress shop waiting rooms with a screaming two year old, whose on a promise of swings and slide, saying yes pet no pet and then getting interrogated for not going into more detail about why a particular dress isn't right!!!! Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Boeing 777 has crash landed at San Francisco. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23214513 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6084 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Set on fire after it landed and it looks like no fatalities so far. The tail snapped off too which is a bit scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Aye, looks like most people got away unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Alls well that ends well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6084 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Aye, looks like most people got away unscathed. One dead apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 New material for Air Crash Investigation at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Worth mentioning that I saw the Mother of Dragons working in Primark yesterday as the attendant in the fitting rooms. (Metro centre) Absolute ringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 We call her Moonface in our house... Snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35507 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Worth mentioning that I saw the Mother of Dragons working in Primark yesterday as the attendant in the fitting rooms. (Metro centre) Absolute ringer You've got really creepy since you started watching that show. Were you muttering to yourself about her receiving your justice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Saw some iridescent clouds yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Boeing 777 has crash landed at San Francisco. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23214513 A friend of mine - very lovely but the stereotypical overdramatic American-Jewish worrier - is currently freaking out online because she landed at San Francisco on a 777 three days ago, so THIS COULD HAVE BEEN HER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 OMG! I was in my car yesterday, and someone in another car, somewhere, crashed! IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Today = beach, lunch, tennis, garden, drink! One down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Alls well that ends well I know kids can have an alcoholic drink with a meal but don't they have to be at least 14 or something!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Christmas Tree has a canny eye for composition like. You should get yourself a DSLR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Christmas Tree has a canny eye for composition like. You should get yourself a DSLR. Now there's a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 And with that another hobby idea has been sparked, and somewhere Andy and JawD just sensed the impending questions and doom @@ajax_andy @@JawD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catmag 336 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I love having a garden but dear god, I'm not a natural gardener. I've mowed, weeded, swept, re-potted cherry tomato plants, shaped 3 ENORMOUS bushes ( not a euphemism) and put up twinkly lights along fence. Along with changing beds, hoovering, teaching the bairn how to ride his bike and doing the obligatory trip to my brothers cos its his birthday, I feel like bloody Cinderella. Wine next I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I love having a garden but dear god, I'm not a natural gardener. I've mowed, weeded, swept, re-potted cherry tomato plants, shaped 3 ENORMOUS bushes ( not a euphemism) and put up twinkly lights along fence. Along with changing beds, hoovering, teaching the bairn how to ride his bike and doing the obligatory trip to my brothers cos its his birthday, I feel like bloody Cinderella. Whine next I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Look, until there's someone else in this house that I can whine to then you lot are on the receiving end! Okay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39170 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Anyone? Free boobs and nurse dress for an ear bashing? Lads? Come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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