strawb 3660 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Haha nah they found some other mugs to do it and spent about 100 grand of council tax on a site where the residents don't pay any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 To be honest mate, unless you're living near a big open area I'd hold off. You want a dog, not an accessory and anything smaller than a Beagle is just drop volley practise. We do live near a fair few parks and that, honestly Bulldogs are one of the best breeds for city living from our research. They are also quite a bit bigger than a Beagle. Its either this or a kid and fuck that noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 We do live near a fair few parks and that, honestly Bulldogs are one of the best breeds for city living from our research. They are also quite a bit bigger than a Beagle. Its either this or a kid and fuck that noise. They're more than twice the weight?! Jesus christ, the fatty balatties! Imagine trying to get that chubber to go for a walk when he doesn't want to. but Bulldog puppies are ridiculously cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Totally depends on the owner but they will walk no probs if they are used to it, if you let it sit and eat then its happy to do that too. Like most dogs I imagine. Our lass works from home and I can work from home a couple of days a week or take it to some sites with me so it wont be a mad fatty. Just need to find a decent breeder and stump up the cash now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) And as I sit here watching daily politics, in walks Mittens with another potential victim. This one lives to fight another day! Edited September 9, 2015 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I had to kill one once. They had knacked it to the point that it couldn't get away but I could hear it squealing as they were flinging it around and I couldn't cope with it. So I went out, took it off them and then thought well shit, what do I do with it now. I couldn't just put it in the bin to die a slow death and I couldn't put it somewhere to run away cos it was definitely going to die - it was fucked. So I did what anyone holding a mouse in their hand by its tail would do and brayed it off the fence post. Twice. The first one didn't kill it and it let out a squeal that will haunt me to my dying day. Second one seemed to do the job and in the bin it went I still feel really really shitty about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I kid myself that once I free them and they run away they will be fine, not die from a heart attack 60 seconds later. Our cat is a nightmare for bringing in mice and we live next to woodland so it's a perfect storm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Aye it's brutal, I hate doing mouse clearup. I don't think I'll ever intervene and kill one again, I'll just stick some headphones in and pretend it isn't happening. I saw one of mine catch a bird out of the air once in its gob. It didn't seem to bite it or anything but the bird immediately died. Those things must be running on shitty tickers or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I had to kill one once. They had knacked it to the point that it couldn't get away but I could hear it squealing as they were flinging it around and I couldn't cope with it. So I went out, took it off them and then thought well shit, what do I do with it now. I couldn't just put it in the bin to die a slow death and I couldn't put it somewhere to run away cos it was definitely going to die - it was fucked. So I did what anyone holding a mouse in their hand by its tail would do and brayed it off the fence post. Twice. The first one didn't kill it and it let out a squeal that will haunt me to my dying day. Second one seemed to do the job and in the bin it went I still feel really really shitty about it. Had to murder one that had got itself stuck on duct tape at my lasses flat. We were off to a wedding that weekend and I finished a night shift, got to hers so I could grab a few hours sleep, but she woke me an hour later to get rid of the poor bastard. It was the squealing that tipped me over the edge. I just had to make it stop squealing. You would have done the same thing. Anyone would have snapped. I had to choose between it's suffering or my sanity. In a way I think I ended both. I used a boot. A boot for fucks sake, as if trying to gnaw its own legs off wasn't bad enough, it suffered the ignominy of being ushered off to greet the choir eternal by the back end of a Timberland boot. The first blow killed I think, but I wanted to make sure and hit it again. After that I cut the duct tape and put him in a sainsbury's plastic bag and dumped him in the nearest outside bin to her flat. Any high pitched noise takes me back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's the worst. I hate thinking about it. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I had to kill one once. They had knacked it to the point that it couldn't get away but I could hear it squealing as they were flinging it around and I couldn't cope with it. So I went out, took it off them and then thought well shit, what do I do with it now. I couldn't just put it in the bin to die a slow death and I couldn't put it somewhere to run away cos it was definitely going to die - it was fucked. So I did what anyone holding a mouse in their hand by its tail would do and brayed it off the fence post. Twice. The first one didn't kill it and it let out a squeal that will haunt me to my dying day. Second one seemed to do the job and in the bin it went I still feel really really shitty about it. Vet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Vet? What do you think they would have done, got the Sylvanian Family defibrillator kit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 What do you think they would have done, got the Sylvanian Family defibrillator kit out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 (edited) No, she would never run off. She likes to lie down in the fields with a stick or just sniffing around while I walk on. Usually a quick whistle gets her to come, but now as long as I'm in sight she just continues to chill. In the house she plonks herself at the bottom of the stairs and various odd places but would always move when someone approached. We got used to this. Now she doesn't move causing all sorts of near accidents. She'll have us trained shortly As for cats. Evil creatures. Someone said recently something like "mans the only thing on the planet that kills for fun". Tell that to mice. Fields have just been harvested so each day I am clearing up a mouse massacre in the garden. They just catch them, throw them around, let the little mouse think he's escaped.... Repeat. Urgggh! Nowt wrong with wor cat. Every time I get in he's owa to me. "PUURRRRRR PURRRR FUCKIN STEVIE PURRRRRRR" always purrs like he's happy. Has the occasional huff but very rarely. Cats can be wonderful, they're a bit like dogs in that if their owners are canny they will be, while they're depressed angry charva cunts if their owners are and there's many humans of that type knocking about. Only thing I don't love about him is he was born in Sunderland. Edited September 9, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 What do you think they would have done, got the Sylvanian Family defibrillator kit out. Few antibiotics, good nights sleep..... Could have gone on to achieve great things.... Murderer!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 CT's missus rushes out to buy him an air collar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 CT's missus rushes out to buy him an air collar. Like Hell she'd do anything to prevent him running off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's the worst. I hate thinking about it. [emoji38] What, killing a mouse or Fish in Timberland boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Like Hell she'd do anything to prevent him running off.I was thinking more......" Ooh, look, a beginners taxidermy kit for sale, only £700 pounds. " *Starts entering card details SKOOSH! "Whassat? Oh, snack time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Put a bell on the cat's collar then it'll find it harder to catch prey. The Aussies do it because their native fauna has been decimated by domestic cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5925 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 As if my cat would accept wearing a collar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 "PUURRRRRR PURRRR FUCKIN 5INAROW STEVIE PURRRRRRR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I'd love to get a dog but it's just not practical with the hours we work as we are both out for a lot of the day and don't live near work. We'd need dog walkers in every day and I'm of the opinion that if it's our dog, we should be the ones looking after it. When I win the lottery though... I'll probably screw all my dreams of travelling the world by immediately getting a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tooj 17 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 My old cats used to bring in frogs. They make a fucking awful sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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