McFaul 35 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 My old cats used to bring in frogs. They make a fucking awful sound. I have a thing about frogs. I just think they're minging. I was house sitting at my mam's friends once. This crazy bitch fosters cats and had about 6 of them. One of them brought a frog home. Fucking hell, the trauma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 After The Frog Chorus and Crazy Frog they deserve everything they get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/im-pretty-disgusted-still-love-6403713 Possibly NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 After The Frog Chorus and Crazy Frog they deserve everything they get. I've got one living in my front garden. My actual front garden, not my private parts. Anyway, whenever I'm mowing the lawn the little dickhead appears and starts legging it. Last time there was a little tiny one so there must be a family of them. One of these days he's gonna time it wrong and I'm gonna end up with frog bits all up my legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I've got one living in my front garden. My actual front garden, not my private parts. Anyway, whenever I'm mowing the lawn the little dickhead appears and starts legging it. Last time there was a little tiny one so there must be a family of them. One of these days he's gonna time it wrong and I'm gonna end up with frog bits all up my legs. Can't you loose your robotic minion on your lawn? Roomba has to get his first kill sometime, may as well be a Froggy victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did you use a lawnmower instead of a hair dryer on your head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Did you use a lawnmower instead of a hair dryer on your head? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's a lesson learned. In Hungary people don't clink beer glasses. Legend has it, that when Hungary's 1848 revolution against the Habsburgs was defeated, the Austrians celebrated in Vienna by toasting and clinking their beer glasses. Hungarians vowed not to cheers with beer for 150 years. While that time frame is over - Hungarians still don't "cheers" with beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 A new 12.9 inch iPad. Apple's second successive big fuckup. Tim Cook will be homeless by this time next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2426 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 What's wrong with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've read all about the events before but I'm watching the film Alive now about 72 andes disaster. How would you feel about eating a mate in that situation? Would anyone refuse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've read all about the events before but I'm watching the film Alive now about 72 andes disaster. How would you feel about eating a mate in that situation? Would anyone refuse? Just couldn't bring myself to eat a mackem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Eat a mate? Poor Gemmill would starve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've read all about the events before but I'm watching the film Alive now about 72 andes disaster. How would you feel about eating a mate in that situation? Would anyone refuse? If there was chips and batter to go with the body I'd probably eat someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Eat a mate? Poor Gemmill would starve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 What's wrong with it? It's not as bad as the pencil like. Watch, pencil, keyboard, excel and word. This is what innovation is at apple now? Reinventing shit from the 80s and 90s. They'll be doing an iRubik Cube next. Companies never knock out more than one world changing device normally like, so the ipod, iphone and ipad was a run that had to slow. Wonder if they can knock out a car that will see them regain their crown. Benedict Evans has his doubts about that... one thing that doesn't seem likely is that Apple can expand the market for such premium cars in the way it expanded the market for premium phones. You can choose to spend $600 instead of $200 on a phone (especially if that premium is masked by a monthly contract) but you can't choose to spend $40,000 instead of $14,000 on a car no matter how good it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've read all about the events before but I'm watching the film Alive now about 72 andes disaster. How would you feel about eating a mate in that situation? Would anyone refuse? I think I'd give it a go. I think I'd try and start with someone I didn't know very well though... Then again I'm weak as piss so I'd probably be one of the first ones to die anyway. I'm afraid there's not a great deal of meat on my bones for the survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'd be coming up with recipes as the plane went down tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'd be coming up with recipes as the plane went down tbh Penis Surprise Sautéed Penis Penis Fricasee Penis Cocktail Penis Tartare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 8989 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Penis Surprise Sautéed Penis Penis Fricasee Penis Cocktail Penis Tartare Cock au vin Spotted Dick etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34500 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Next are now saying they'll increase prices by 6 percent to make up for the living wage. You're getting a cut in corporation tax arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Trickle down economics works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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