Gemmill 34545 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 stop talking about your house move, it's frowned upon on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26900 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 All our valuations were the same, to be fair, with the caveat of taking a few grand off after X amount of weeks/months if we want to push a quicker sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26900 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 stop talking about your house move, it's frowned upon on here.I'm not moving house, I'm selling one. No fuzzie wuzzies viewed it so far as I put a big pic of your BT look-a-like in the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34545 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just remembered something else about my house sale. The first estate agent that came wanted us to put it on the market at 20k less than we thought we might get. She'd basically decided the price before she'd even looked at it going off some other ones in the street, taking no account of the work we'd had done and the state of some of the ones that had sold recently (basically period properties in need of modernisation). She basically listed what she considered the negatives like parking, lack of a back garden. I was thinking, aren't you supposed to be representing us rather than making your life as easy as possible? She was genuinely put out when we said we'd consult some other estate agents rather than go with them. Anyway, we went with someone else, at the price we thought we could get and we had 3 viewings, 2 of which offered the full asking price. The fucking bint. I had 3 estate agents out. 2 said it was worth one thing and one said was worth 25 grand more than them. I ended up getting 17k more than the first two said I should list it for. They don't know what they're talking about half the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34545 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I'm not moving house, I'm selling one. No fuzzie wuzzies viewed it so far as I put a big pic of your BT look-a-like in the window. Check out the property magnate. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I had 3 estate agents out. 2 said it was worth one thing and one said was worth 25 grand more than them. I ended up getting 17k more than the first two said I should list it for. They don't know what they're talking about half the time. Well it's not like it's their job or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I had 3 estate agents out. 2 said it was worth one thing and one said was worth 25 grand more than them. I ended up getting 17k more than the first two said I should list it for. They don't know what they're talking about half the time. Jesus, stop banging on about it man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 the estate agent business is crying out for proper regulation. any half-wit in an ill-fitting, shiny suit can become one. it's a struggle to find one i can bear to be in the same room as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 the estate agent business is crying out for proper regulation. any half-wit in an ill-fitting, shiny suit can become one. it's a struggle to find one i can bear to be in the same room as. It'd be a vote winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14057 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 It's essentially been the Uber model for the past 20-30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Must be ridiculous in London like. It'll attract chancers like flies round shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 they get massive commission for basically having the keys to show you around. that's the extent of what they do as far as i can see. the last time i bought, the muppet showing us around couldn't ask a single question i put to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 If you asked where the secret sex swing was, none of them will tell you that. You're on your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 he couldn't offer any pearls about whether the cellar could be converted into a gimp den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 We got 3 valuations, was 90k variation between the lower and upper estimates. That's quite a range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 That's a top of the range AGA. 90k ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Did they take the artisanal stained glass into account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26425 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) I suppose it depended on whether they thought the stain glassed window took £10k or £100k off the value of the house. Edit:Dammit, too slow. Edited December 3, 2015 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 that stained glass window gag is never going to die, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Poor Renton, it must be a right pane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Poor Renton, it must be a right pane. his reputation has already been stained enough with his recent islamophobic comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26900 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 It panes me to say i heard he finds it funny trying to post letters through the slit in the burka of any female Muslim doctor he sees. Hopefully he'll ab-stain from this in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 He's been lead to the dark side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Renton seems intent on causing controversy. When he was grilling aimaad you could cut the atmosphere with a piece of glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19828 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 He's a smashing lad really though. Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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