Monkeys Fist 38875 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Bored with this now, my eyes have glazed over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27038 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Looks like I've an agreement in principle with hipster beard man to buy my house although some of this hinges on the offer we've made to the bloke who owns the bungalow we want. He wants to sleep on it. It's vacant but he wants to sleep on it. I'm stressed already. Part of me is gutted, the kids have been born and brought up in this house and we get on really well with our neighbours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2786 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Part of me is gutted, the kids have been born and brought up in this house and we get on really well with our neighbours. Luckily, others have had this exact dilema. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 On my way to hospital soon. What a morning eh? At 945am I'm 38, at 1020 I'm figiting in a tube with mad noises for an hour. Whingey cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Good luck Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27038 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 please let this new gaff turn out to be next door to CT , it'd make me and everyone else unbelievably happy (not you like but take it for the team) Move to the other side of the river? Thought even you would know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You know you're having a quiet day when you rearrange all your apps on your phones home screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27038 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 You know you're having a quiet day when you rearrange all your apps on your phones home screen Uber drivers will not have the time for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Uber drivers will not have the time for this. I'm off sick (not a sore ear either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19855 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Uber drivers work through the pain. Man up CT, or you'll sink even further into poverty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38875 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I'm off sick (not a sore ear either). Have you bruised your skull crest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27038 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Saturday night, no drink, again, full of cold and still have an ear infection, about to get up and put Christmas tree boxes and stuff back in loft, quick hoover. You can stuff your champagne enemas and prossecco blow jobs. I'm living the life of Reilly right here, motherfuckas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19855 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Well, there's at least 2 of my roof tiles smashed on the patio... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Well, there's at least 2 of my roof tiles smashed on the patio... Stressed about my fence but think the wind may be declining. We've had pretty much 36 hours of gales or severe gales like. Global warming anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) Fucking hell, Keswick looks in bad shape in the national news there, really bad flooding. Less than 100 miles away here it's been pretty dry, but scarily windy. Edited December 5, 2015 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 My friends in Allendale have just said the water is coming in faster than they can mop it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19855 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Managed to go backwards on the hover board today at a decent lick without falling over. Boh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26538 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19855 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I figured you'd all appreciate an update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Managed to have a weekend in a lakefront lodge on Windemere the same day as the biggest rainfall/flood in Cumbria's history The cabin was on stilts so stayed dry but it was knee deep (literally) to get off the decking and up the bank to dry land. It's been a good laugh though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34736 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Timing is everything. Glad yous were able to make the most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17848 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Staggered looking what's happened to Cumbria on the news there. Really bad stuff in Keswick, Cockermouth, and Carlisle. Seems a bit odd because although we had a fuck of a lot of wind yesterday, it was quite dry. Yet in some areas of Cumbria yesterday, they got half of newcastle's average annual rainfall in 24 hours. Anecdotally, something isn't right with our climate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26538 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Oh, next you'll be claiming that 'climate change' exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38875 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 I drove to Leeds last night for a shift at the Station and the wind was insane on the way down and back. Fortunately, though, it was dry heading down- I honestly think I'd have sacked it off if it had been raining too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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