Alex 30767 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Now there's an idea for a sitcom. Beat me to it. I was just about to add: ...with hilarious consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Gem behaving badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 one foot in the fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 2 pints of lager (with a mini umbrella) and a packet of tapas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 How I Met Your Mother Fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20149 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 2 pints of lager (with a mini umbrella) and a packet of tapas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26802 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I've been on here how long? You must have picked up by now that I'm fairly self-obsessed? I wouldn't be moving to Manchester if it wasn't what I wanted to do. Mortgage isn't an issue, got friends there, and if the relationship goes tits up I'll move into Gemmill's bachelor pad I've got a guest room with an ensuite. No sky sports though and only one football match per week allowed on the telly. Non negotiable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 What the fuck arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) Hey arseholes, nice places to eat in and around Alnwick, please. Not places I have to book or owt, just cafes, pubs etc that I can call in and feed my face. List them below, bitchtitses. Edited February 10, 2016 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm already booked in for afternoon tea at the Running Fox, so no need to suggest that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 That's what I like about you, Gems. The ability to laugh at yourself. Btw, stay away from the gardens this time, as I wouldn't want you to move up the ladder, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I've got a guest room with an ensuite. No sky sports though and only one football match per week allowed on the telly. Non negotiable. "guest room"? fuck that, we're gonna be struggle-cuddle buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 That's what I like about you, Gems. The ability to laugh at yourself. Btw, stay away from the gardens this time, as I wouldn't want you to move up the ladder, so to speak. I love an afternoon tea. It's both delicious and deliciously camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 (edited) "guest room"? fuck that, we're gonna be struggle-cuddle buddies. My anus is unimpeachable. Afternoon tea is the gayest thing I'm prepared to do. Edited February 10, 2016 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 My anus is unimpeachable. Afternoon tea is the gayest thing I'm prepared to do. Is this a round the houses way of you asking to be big spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm asking you to take my battenburg finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I was going to say the Drift Café at Cresswell but that's, erm, not as close to Alnwick as I thought. I've been away too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Ah it's only a half hour drive. If it's nice, I'll go. Is it worth a half hour drive? Your reputation is on the line here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 They do Minchella's ice cream... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9231 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Ah it's only a half hour drive. If it's nice, I'll go. Is it worth a half hour drive? Your reputation is on the line here. How did you meet her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30767 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Warkworth is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35492 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 How did you meet her? A spot of online dating, David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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