adios 717 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Tinder isn't where you trawl for your next divorce tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 get yourself on grindr. i imagine it's an eye opener. brown eye opener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 I don't get it. Was she wearing more than one hat at the time or was there a hat stand in the background?You can put more than one photo of yourself on. She had maybe 6 pictures up and there were 4 different hats worn in them. Which was thoroughly unacceptable to me in that moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26326 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Sounds like Shola's soulmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 ------ You can put more than one photo of yourself on. She had maybe 6 pictures up and there were 4 different hats worn in them. Which was thoroughly unacceptable to me in that moment. Not quite an asymetricacal labia dismissal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 brown eye opener.[emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 get yourself on grindr. i imagine it's an eye opener. "I am aware of it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 [emoji38] I fucking lived History Today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14042 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 This happened to a friend of mine, not that it seemed to do him any harm that he's mentioned. I think the guy was actually from the North West Lucky guess. I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 That goes both ways like. The women when I was growing up were pretty depraved. How fucking old are you lot? It may come as a shock to many of you, but I was a right slut in my teens/twenties. Women have always 1) Been filthier than a tramps neck 2) Been incapable of not discussing,in great detail, said filthiness when gathered in groups of two or more. My lass was amazed to discover that me and my mates didn't discuss the finer points of our sex lives with each other. Seems to me that the discussions are just more open now, which, up to a point, is no bad thing. As a parent of a boy and a girl, it's a fine balance between letting them know that sex is a normal thing and not something to be ashamed of, but also that they should never do, or let anyone else do, something they're not happy with. Granted, my two are only 9 and 6, so it's not yet an active concern, but the more comfortable they are discussing/asking about sexual matters, the better, I reckon. Oh the joys of the teen years ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "But Dad told me it was fine to put my fist in there!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) MF with another solid post. I love the combination of sage wisdom with phrases like 'filthier than a tramp's neck'. Probably worth noting as well that this behaviour we're discussing won't be true for ALL kids. There's plenty who'll be growing up without getting any action whatsoever, also due to social media. Edited October 6, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30396 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 This is true. After (at the most) a couple of glasses of wine my lass thought it was fine to tell all the women at a family do that I'd recently bought her a vibrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 "But Dad told me it was fine to put my fist in there!" " As long as you asked first, Pet. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 This is true. After (at the most) a couple of glasses of wine my lass thought it was fine to tell all the women at a family do that I'd recently bought her a vibrator. [emoji38]A family do. [emoji38] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30396 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 A family do. [emoji38] I fucking knew before I was even telt that she'd let it slip after my Mam's mate mentioned in my earshot (acidentally on purpose as it were) that she'd love a pet rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 This is true. After (at the most) a couple of glasses of wine my lass thought it was fine to tell all the women at a family do that I'd recently bought her a vibrator. They're fucking shameless mind. A few years after me and Mrs. Fist got together, I was asked if I'd drive a minibus full of her and her mates to Blackpool ( I know), for a hen do. We hadn't even got past Corbridge and I knew which of the 12 or so lasses was into fisting, rimming and who swallowed. Tough drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 ...well, there goes the theory that women are the victims in all this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 They're fucking shameless mind. A few years after me and Mrs. Fist got together, I was asked if I'd drive a minibus full of her and her mates to Blackpool ( I know), for a hen do. We hadn't even got past Corbridge and I knew which of the 12 or so lasses was into fisting, rimming and who swallowed. Tough drive Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout a few times, no doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30396 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout a few times, no doubt That has to be one of the best euphemisms in the Profanisaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26326 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Probably worth noting as well that this behaviour we're discussing won't be true for ALL kids. There's plenty who'll be growing up without getting any action whatsoever, also due to social media. Ginger kids, as they're known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Ginger kids, as they're known. Brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17765 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 That has to be one of the best euphemisms in the Profanisaurus Much like geosynchronous orbits, ruined now that Billy Mill roundabout has been replaced by a traffic light controlled cross roads junction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30396 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 Much like geosynchronous orbits, ruined now that Billy Mill roundabout has been replaced by a traffic light controlled cross roads junction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38752 Posted October 6, 2016 Share Posted October 6, 2016 That has to be one of the best euphemisms in the Profanisaurus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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