Guest alex Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm outraged, just been to asda and seen some student flump walking round with an ipad looking at recipes I felt like taking it from him and smashing it over his head Reminds me of the time I was in Jesmond Tesco and heard the immortal words "Faakin hell! They've ran out of polenta!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Feeling uneasy with Fists new picture and missing the Monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 What the fuck are you on about? Are you pissing fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 What the fuck are you on about? Are you pissing fire? but aye..wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 What the fuck are you on about? Are you pissing fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 this board needs a new server Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 jesus this server is shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 this board needs a new server jesus this server is shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 the fuck ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Keeps forgetting to ask if you want fries with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 " I speek Eenglish. I learn eet from a boook" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I can't drink in the house, just had 1 bottle of bulmers and I'm ready for bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 jesus this server is shite What's the matter with the server K-Dawg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I can't drink in the house, just had 1 bottle of bulmers and I'm ready for bed I've been dry since the 2nd, but I've got a craving tonight. Two icy bottles of Brahmas in the fridge too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 jesus this server is shite What's the matter with the server K-Dawg? It's been going slow all day and im getting the ocassional "server not responding" message rather frustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Friend of mine oh dear, he's a good lad so don't think bad of what I'll say here. He went to Sunderland with me last week, we were pissed by 6ish like really pissed so I went local and he went to Gateshead. We had a minor disagreement about something football related which got worse when we left each other over the text, so much so I hadn't heard from him by Wednesday, so I sent him a text saying "huffy cunt yee like", got a reply on the Thursday saying he'd lost his phone blah blah and his lass. So a seen him before the match yesterday, and I appreciate how anyone who reads this could be on either side of the fence but am on his. His bird is lovely, really moral, beautiful lass, doesn't smoke, doesn't swear, doesn't do drugs, just a nice girl - fuck naaz what she's deein wi him. Anyway that Sunday he lost his mobile and he spoke to her on the night time and was off his tits before he lost it, and he spoke to her. So she rang him on the Monday morning on his house phone and he was still off his tits, she said "I think you were on something last night was it just a bit of weed?" he said "no couple of lines of coke", he said it cos his head was in bit and wasn't thinking straight. Now she was like " " basically saying that the fact he'd done a few lines jeopardises their relationship. Now this lass is from a big Irish catholic family, they can't drive past a church without doing the sign of the cross, one of them types of family, no sex before marriage, don't watch telly cos there's too much sex and violence etc... So me mate was honest enough to tell her what he'd do, an honourable thing to do, so she only goes and tells all of her sisters, who have basically ostracised him. A fuckin couple of lines of toot. Now there's a big family gathering next week and the sisters have all said if he wants to continue his relationship with her he has to tell the fatha what he's done??? I says here you are in the right here, you did the honourable thing telling the truth, you could've lied and said you were just pissed, now he has to face the music in front of the fatha. He says already the sisters have made him feel like Spud off Trainspotting, I says look mate you are in the right, you told her something in confidence and she's been a tool. Do you think am right in telling him that she's a mug? Or can you see her point blabbing to her sisters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Fucking hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 lol not to be a corny fucker here, even if she has a problem with it it's upto her to forgive the lad tell him it bugs her and not to to it again, if he's that bothered about her that should be that. Hardly a big demand in the grand scheme of things.But if shes fucking letting the sisters of mercy run rampant and bringing the family into it like they matter he should tell her to fucking do one, that's a nightmare in the making. Nothing infuriates me more than contradictory bible bashers, the least Christian people you will ever meet are full blown Catholics. Everything you've said there I said to him. If she wasn't such a mint lass 99% of the time he would've walked, I've tried to see it from her point of view, but he's become the victim in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Nothing infuriates me more than contradictory bible bashers, the least Christian people you will ever meet are full blown Catholics. My ex father-in-law is just like that -so fucking pious and a complete martyr. Very quick to lecture others (normally his own children) on the subject of morality but a complete hypocrite at the same time. When my ex and I moved in together before we were married his parents wouldn't visit our house. They did come round once for something but stood and talked on the doorstep and wouldn't come in. Yet, he had several sisters that were 'living-in-sin' and had children and they would go round to theirs because otherwise they wouldn't see their grandchildren. Anyway Stevie, your mates lass should be speaking to him about why she's so offended by what he's done, and not bitching with her sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Nothing infuriates me more than contradictory bible bashers, the least Christian people you will ever meet are full blown Catholics. My ex father-in-law is just like that -so fucking pious and a complete martyr. Very quick to lecture others (normally his own children) on the subject of morality but a complete hypocrite at the same time. When my ex and I moved in together before we were married his parents wouldn't visit our house. They did come round once for something but stood and talked on the doorstep and wouldn't come in. Yet, he had several sisters that were 'living-in-sin' and had children and they would go round to theirs because otherwise they wouldn't see their grandchildren. Anyway Stevie, your mates lass should be speaking to him about why she's so offended by what he's done, and not bitching with her sisters. 100% He never does drugs hardly he's just like a typical 32 year old lad who's not married yet, just enjoying his life, she could be the one, and he displays a fantastic show of honesty when it would've been easier to lie, and now he's been made out to feel like he's had a ten year junkie habit. Disgraceful I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 The poor cunt. Is him having a few shiftys out of the ordinary or is he always on it? Surely she knew, over conversations they'd had that he wasn't a clean cut square. I don't really have a sniff anymore or do anything for that matter but Don't begrudge anyone else doing what they want. Especially hate preachers who've got absolutely zero experience of the things they hate so much. I lost my best pal to taking 5 cowies in one shot and he had a fit in a club, the bouncer dragged him outside and dragged him into an ally and left him to die. Even after all of that I still think we should allow eachother to do what we want. They're obviously not reet for eachother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 The poor cunt. Is him having a few shiftys out of the ordinary or is he always on it? Surely she knew, over conversations they'd had that he wasn't a clean cut square. I don't really have a sniff anymore or do anything for that matter but Don't begrudge anyone else doing what they want. Especially hate preachers who've got absolutely zero experience of the things they hate so much. I lost my best pal to taking 5 cowies in one shot and he had a fit in a club, the bouncer dragged him outside and dragged him into an ally and left him to die. Even after all of that I still think we should allow eachother to do what we want. They're obviously not reet for eachother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) My gran as much as i love the women is a prime example of Catholics being mental, shes being a total and utter nightmare at the minute, and it's truly disgusting.My cousin had a son not so long ago with a girl he's been seeing for years and is marrying this summer, Gran's first great grand child. She won't even have a picture of the kid in the house won't acknowledge it at all. How ya can call yourself Christian and pull stunts like that feck knows. Luckily my family aren't like staunch catholic largely speaking but some are. My mother found out she was pregnant with my older sister, 3 weeks after marrying me dad, obviously conceived before the wedding. 40 years later there are still murmerings in the wider family about white wedding, shot gun wedding and all that bollocks. Who gives a fuck? Catholics are hypocrites, the papal defence of paedophiles right throughout the church sums it up, not to mention looking after their own interests in the past/WW2/Nazi's etc... Edited January 23, 2011 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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