Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Had the tv muted and just noticed die hard two just started. I love the die hards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 American Pie 2 just started too classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 channels american pie on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 itv2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Andy Murray fuckin hell on Sky now. Some cunt must tell him he's dull as fuck. When he speaks he could be saying the most interesting thing in human history, and you still switch of, he actually droans like a noise it's like he's been to Avram Grant vocal therapy sessions. Cheer up you miserable cunt! Just a tiny bit excitement in his voice would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Andy Murray fuckin hell on Sky now. Some cunt must tell him he's dull as fuck. When he speaks he could be saying the most interesting thing in human history, and you still switch of, he actually droans like a noise it's like he's been to Avram Grant vocal therapy sessions. Cheer up you miserable cunt! Just a tiny bit excitement in his voice would be nice. I listened to interview of his last week (ahead of the semi final I think) and it was just the most formulaic, nondescript bland shite in the tried and tested acknowledges-recent victories-expression of confidence-respectful talking up of opponents-but reinforcement-of-previously-mentioned-confidence format. I suppose most sports interviews are similar but the monotone he delivers it in is even worse. You can tell the interviewer is itching to shout SAY SOMETHING OF WORTH YOU BORING BORING BASTARD. Well, I was anyway. Fair play to Audley Harrison for saying he was going to kick the fuck out of Haye even though we all knew he'd get his arse handed to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 The Royle Rumble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Andy Murray fuckin hell on Sky now. Some cunt must tell him he's dull as fuck. When he speaks he could be saying the most interesting thing in human history, and you still switch of, he actually droans like a noise it's like he's been to Avram Grant vocal therapy sessions. Cheer up you miserable cunt! Just a tiny bit excitement in his voice would be nice. I listened to interview of his last week (ahead of the semi final I think) and it was just the most formulaic, nondescript bland shite in the tried and tested acknowledges-recent victories-expression of confidence-respectful talking up of opponents-but reinforcement-of-previously-mentioned-confidence format. I suppose most sports interviews are similar but the monotone he delivers it in is even worse. You can tell the interviewer is itching to shout SAY SOMETHING OF WORTH YOU BORING BORING BASTARD. Well, I was anyway. Fair play to Audley Harrison for saying he was going to kick the fuck out of Haye even though we all knew he'd get his arse handed to him. Reading this is making me laugh, I was speaking to a Scottish woman who says she is a big fan of Murray; she speaks in exactly the same lugubrious monotone, droning on and on, it must be a Scottish thing. Maybe that's what happens when you live on a diet of porridge, whiskey and haggis, you become absolutely miserable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Child abuse at its worse: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 vile creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Got the vicar coming in the morning. Having the little chap christened in April so the vicar has to do a house call and check us out. The wifes a bit of a believer but yours truly is 100% agnostic. Should be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 There is less than a 1% chance all that Jesus bullshit will be true, but at least he'll have that to pull out of the bag come judgement day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Got the vicar coming in the morning. Having the little chap christened in April so the vicar has to do a house call and check us out. The wifes a bit of a believer but yours truly is 100% agnostic. Should be fun. do you not normally christen wains 5 days after they're born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Got the vicar coming in the morning. Having the little chap christened in April so the vicar has to do a house call and check us out. The wifes a bit of a believer but yours truly is 100% agnostic. Should be fun. do you not normally christen wains 5 days after they're born? ???????? Whats a wain and he was born in October so he'll be about 6 months. If it was a joke, then Im wooshed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 wain = kid I wasn't being fecisious either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 wain = kid I wasn't being fecisious either Ah right. Think you can christen them any time you like really??? To be honest though I dont think Ive ever attended a christening of a five day old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 I, like everyone else i know, got christened when we were 5 days old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 The priests also don't ask questions, it's best kept that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 An Irish thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Don't the Irish have funerals the day after death aswell? weird lot, just have to watch that gypsy wedding programe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Don't the Irish have funerals the day after death aswell? weird lot, just have to watch that gypsy wedding programe No ? 3 days. Watched that gypsy thing on 4od an hour ago, it's daicent boi, ya know what im sayin?? Cunts always say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Grabbing? they have so much to teach us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Aye, they seem to think it's okay to grab women, rape them and marry them. Worse than scousers imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) Agreed, at least we make them breakfast the next morning. Edited February 2, 2011 by Idioteque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Forgot you were a scouser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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