Sunshine fanny

[Howmanheyman 37999]

This music follows CT around in the background.

 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 12945]

17 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

She must have thought I was a right purve  

[AgentAxeman 316]

Bump

 

 

 

 

😁

[Gemmill 52614]

The lass who lives around the corner from me is outrageous and I've just been out with the dog and there she is on a run in basically her underwear. Tremendous. 

[Sonatine 12300]

Plenty of students walking around Durham Uni today like it's the catwalks of Milan 

[Dazzler 12644]

For balance I work in Byker and I’m pretty sure I’m gay now.

[Gemmill 52614]

Ahhh that's what we've been saying! 

[Craig 7381]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

The lass who lives around the corner from me is outrageous and I've just been out with the dog and there she is on a run in basically her underwear. Tremendous. 

Restraining order on it's way, no doubt.

[RobinRobin 12945]

25 minutes ago, Craig said:

Restraining order on it's way, no doubt.

Only if he calls a taxi. 

[Christmas Tree 5373]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

For balance I work in Byker and I’m pretty sure I’m gay now.

Ditto Whitley bay town centre, but I have found the worlds best charity shop  

 

 

[wykikitoon 23765]

The sunshine clunge in Siena is next level. Perma hardon

[Gemmill 52614]

"ah could cut diamonds wi'it, ah tell thee!" 

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

1 hour ago, Craig said:

Restraining order on it's way, no doubt.

Why do you think she was running? 

[Craig 7381]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Why do you think she was running? 

Could be from a murderous cat. 

[Gemmill 52614]

I'D MURDER THAT PUSSAYYYYYY AMIRITE GUYS?! 

 

GUYS?! 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

2 minutes ago, Craig said:

Could be from a murderous cat. 

I think it only has a taste for live bunnies, as opposed to “gutted rabbit”*
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* A phrase I first heard from a Kiwi lad I worked with, describing as only Kiwi’s can the unshaven state of his previous night’s conquest’s lady garden …

” Fack, mate, ut wis like a gutted rabbit!”

 

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'D MURDER THAT PUSSAYYYYYY AMIRITE GUYS?! 

 

GUYS?! 

 

 

For the sake of the Wideopen Leporid population, crack on 

[Craig 7381]

25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

For the sake of the Wideopen Leporid population, crack on 

Something cat-like thing that's wide open? Are we still referring to Gemmill's cat, or now back on to his running neighbour?

[Renton 24507]

Kin hell. Scantily clad nubile student  hordes have descended on King Eddie Howe's Bay. I don't know how to feel, lustful or wistful. Both I guess which is a bad combination. This didn’t go down well. 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

 

Renton digging a (small) hole in the sand and lying down on it to disguise his trouser turbulence. 

[Howmanheyman 37999]

I drove through Wallsend high street if anyone's attracted to the weird characters from labyrinth?

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

I once went for a pub crawl along Wallsend High Street when I lived down there. 
Didn’t see a full set of teeth the whole night- that’s not individually either, I mean in total. 

[Renton 24507]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I once went for a pub crawl along Wallsend High Street when I lived down there. 
Didn’t see a full set of teeth the whole night- that’s not individually either, I mean in total. 

 

HMHM" How very dare you". 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 8002]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I once went for a pub crawl along Wallsend High Street when I lived down there. 
Didn’t see a full set of teeth the whole night- that’s not individually either, I mean in total. 

I’m from Wallsend and I’ve never done that. You mad bastard.

[Monkeys Fist 46472]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

I’m from Wallsend and I’ve never done that. You mad bastard.

The Queens was like walking into an episode of Shameless 

 

To be fair, so were all the others.