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Serves him right for plagurising Eddo Brandes's brilliant sledge on Glenn McGrath.

That's a fucking long season!

I think Nuno would have deserved it if they got CL. However, getting a team from 17th to 7th is still an amazing feat. Slot will get it. Sarah will get it.

Unless your Jonjo Shelvey, in which case the linesman raises his flag, the defenders stop, Shelvey scores and VAR gives him the goal anyway

I hope he gets another yellow card from the bench. That would be a good quiz question. "Which player received a yellow card but did not make an appearance for Newcastle in 2024-2045 season?"

I'm convinced it'll be Salah & Slot. I think POTS is likely to be clear cut. Manager is up for debate though. Whilst I think it will be Slot, I don't think it should be - he's basically ran with Klopp's team at a canter. Even if Forest don't get Champions League, Nuno has performed miracles - that team was nailed on for relegation and they're likely to just miss out on CL - reminds me of us when we finished 5th under Pardew. And then there's Eddie ... he's the bloke who's finally delivered silverware to NUFC and there's a real chance could finish as runners up. That's far more of an achievement than what Slot has achieved IMO.

Prick still thinks he’s doing real estate deals Memo to the Mandarin Mussolini: PUTIN DOESN’T WANT PEACE, HE WANTS CAPITULATION

It will be Slot.

Might have been better off getting the stage invader to perform, couldn't have scored any worse iirc.

It has! That Jimmy Jump arsehole invaded the stage during the Spanish entry in 2010 so they got to perform again at the end. And way back in 1958 the Italian entry - "Volare", no less - was performed again because the still-creaky Eurovision broadcasting network went a bit wrong and some countries didn't get to see it first time round. It still didn't win. "Volare" ffs! There was a stage invader during the UK entry in 2018 too but they decided not to perform again, probably because they knew the song was absolutely hopeless anyway.

At first glance it looks like a tough one, but then you get into thinking about it a bit and it's really just between Slot or Howe. Slot's credentials being the title win and the fact that he managed it in season 1. Howe on the other hand has almost secured CL football and won a trophy. Might have considered Nuno if they hadn't blown CL.

Premier League Manger of the Season nominations: Arne Slot (Liverpool) Eddie Howe (Newcastle United) Nuno Espirito Santo (Nottingham Forest) Thomas Frank (Brentford) Vitor Pereira (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

Premier League Player of the Season nominations: Mohamed Salah (Liverpool) Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool) Ryan Gravenberch (Liverpool) Declan Rice (Arsenal) Alexander Isak (Newcastle United) Morgan Gibbs White (Nottingham Forest) Chris Wood (Nottingham Forest) Bryan Mbeumo (Brentford)

Shouldn't he be playing cricket somewhere?

He's only on the bench to shithouse Arteta. 🙂

Pretty much got us to the final didn't it?

Don't be so fucking soft, it was an attack and so was mine.

If only MF hadn't buried LTA under the patio. RIP

He wants his form filling in. Says it right there in his original post. Hope this helps.

A far more appropriate gif, Wykiki ....

Actually good point, you're follically challenged these days.

Botman because it's abroad. I'd be selling no cunt to any cunt in the premier league.