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If he plays golf I suggest he gets a membership at that club by Cramlington and he can be Joan of Arcot Hall

Just spoken to my aunty. She's struggling with some health stuff. She's just turned 72. Anyways I ask if she's seen the specialist. Apparently she's been told she cant see the specialist for 54 weeks due to waiting list. She said 'my GP told me I can pay to go private, but why should I? Come over on a boat and you get to see one straight away' *sigh* My aunt and uncle have zero financial issues, could easily pay to go private but would rather suffer due to ridiculous stubbornness.

Even better if we pip Arsenal to him too

Today, Joan is playing vs Barcelona. Good match to see him.

You don't get this from Craig Hope.

Said he was out for the season, now saying he might be playing on Sunday

Nice! Always fancied both Bilbao and San Sebastian. You been before?

In what way?

Looks like chicken man has embarrassed himself again with the Botman “scoop”

0 goals, 0 assists. No thanks.

Thats good enough for me. Welcome Joan

No idea if there's an all inclusive place there, but Carvoeiro in Portugal is a canny spot.

Alvor in Portugal

He was first arrested in 2023 ffs that’s worse than the mackems

Ive stayed here a few times and it's nice. Not all inclusive but there are plenty of restaurants in Lindos. It's about 2 miles outside of the town centre so it helps to get a cheap hire car. Lovely boat trips too https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g227884-d668386-Reviews-Ville_Di_Lindos-Lindos_Rhodes_Dodecanese_South_Aegean.html

In Spain, a source very reliable from RCD Espanyol says GK Joan Garcia is going to Newcastle for 25M€, I haven't seen much of Joan García, but from what people are saying about him, he should be the next goalkeeper for the Spanish national team, and everyone says there are a lot of big teams after him. It could be very interesting to sign him and leave him on loan for a year at his original club while giving Pope another year.

Off to Bilbao and San Sebastián in June. Going to mooch around eating and drinking for 10 days. Got a week in Mallorca end of August as well to sit in the sun and read a book. Work has been a right drag recently so can’t wait for either.

Is that them swingers hotels?

Their young centre back got charged with distributing child porn yesterday so they are a creature down

Sam Allerdyce is the best manager they have had in my lifetime… hahhahahaha

Couple of pills and I will be wearing that out in town

Happy with him going under the radar tbh. Nobody is buying Dan burn off us, but some of the “big” clubs will come sniffing around Tonali eventually

Fucking damn right. Mind, most adults get on my tits as well so it’s no real luxury

Ha! Just someone’s AI interpretation, but it works for me. Magpies, Castle, Tyne Bridge and echos of the current crest. It’ll be nowt like this