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Bomb Bay Duck, anyone?

Must have been delivering to Chernobyl going by the state of him. 13 years younger than me and looks about that much older, the haggard cunt.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/updating-our-crest-together

They’re changing the badge according to Talk Sport.

A man in his 50s that still stands up like a big boy to wipe his bum bum needs to PIPE DOWN.

Yeah I'm not seeing DCL as the right direction to go in.

It would definitely be a like-for-like swap.

Gemmill’s comments about DCL are fair but if we’re looking at replacing CALLUM “I WAS OUT FOR 3 MONTHS WITH A POORLY TIT” WILSON then I think it’s something we should pass on really

that's one tough paper route

Really like that

That fucker on the right is Gemmill’s secret brother. They sent him away because he was noticeably outshining his siblings.

And the chances of him being ready are less than 50% given his track record.

It's Albert Dryden isn't it?

That fucker on the left is 39?!

Thanks George

YOU'RE a fucking cripple!

Like ewerk has said. DCL has played 23 games all season for Everton. This doesn't concern you? He's a fucking cripple.

Yeah he’s semi retired and loaded. Spends all winter in various colonial outposts listening to leather on willow. He also does the Caribbean big bash which he’s very fond of 😆

How long did it take him to start Hall regularly? How much game time has Osula seen? Cos we need a second striker that's ready to go on day 1 next season. Miley wouldn't have got as much game time as he did if we weren't basically down to 11 fit players.

Madrid have Mbappe so Barca would be a good fit. I doubt they have the wonga to buy him though.

i don't see isak moving to arsenal. his next move will be to a super club with a history of winning the CL. if we finish CL it's a sideways step. i don't think arsenal are that far ahead of us.