All Activity

You're right about my ex, but I lived in China myself for a year so that's what has been throwing me a bit I don't think I ever had this particular experience though. My only lasting memory of interactions with their police was when I got there and was told "religious expression is permitted in China but don't let us see you doing it" and "there are no hookers in China due to upstanding social morality, but if there were, and you used one, we'd knack you".

There was another poster who was living in China and had some bother. Because your ex (I think, apologies if that’s inaccurate) has Chinese heritage people have conflated the two of you. At least that’s my interpretation

Given how all the club matches at Wembley have gone this season, I'm praying Sheffield United get the west end of Wembley next Saturday.

How have you lot managed to get one of my photos from that stint in China I mean, no clue what anyone is talking about...

Bored silly watching the Everton game listening them plagiarise nearly every single one of our chants so I had another crack at the club crest.

Are you watching a replay of the Carabao Cup Final or something? That's not Arsenal on the box

He was in critical care on a ventilator so I’ve no idea if he could hear us but I feel like he could. I told him it was a good job he couldn’t see the SOL out of the window like we could…

That’ll be yet another piss stain on the garden sofa then

Porn hub-helping middle-aged degenerates take afternoon naps since the Dawn of the Internet

Tbh there’s days I may as well have left my putter at home

That’s a bit harsh. At least their heart’s in the right place. He’s an unmitigated cunt.

Sorry to hear that Cath. Good that you could still have a joke with him at the end. 🙂

Went to see local lad Richard Dawson at the sage last night. Canny.

Thank you. And I’ll definitely watch it 🙂 We left the hospital just as the game was kicking off and went back to mam’s. I wouldn’t let my brother put the match on cos I felt like we’d fuck it up. He switched it on with minutes to go and Liverpool immediately scored. I’ve never seen anyone shit himself and turn a telly off quicker

Sounds like a canny weekend. Turn all the mirrors to face the wall so you don't catch a glimpse of that hair horseshoe and take the shine off it.

Cath, really sorry to hear about your dad. Awful news. And I don't know if you actually wanted to watch our match, but here it is in full on YouTube in case you ever did.

Aye, well turning up without my trolley and putter was probably the only blot on the day.

It wasn’t @Rayvin though, was it?

Very sorry for your loss Cat

Shame about the golf like!

Sort to hear Catmag. yeah, im glad Palace won as well. The shear joy of that win meant so much more to their fans than Man City. I genuinely hope we don’t ever take winning things for granted.

That’s awful. I’m so sorry for your loss, and what awful timing. Glad you were able to enjoy the match yesterday. I was pleased for Palace too - they’re my local PL club and you can’t beat an underdog story

Bear with me here, it’s going to get heavy. Some of you might have seen Dean Henderson dedicate the win yesterday to his dad who passed away at the beginning of the season. My dad died on 16 March at 3pm - an hour and a half before we played our cup final. I cried buckets yesterday for the celebrations I didn’t get to have when we won. As we sat with him before he died I joked at how shit his timing was and if he was going to fuck off and leave us he could at least go and have a word with Sir Bobby and sort a win out. I still haven’t watched our game and don’t even know if it’s still available anywhere. I’m over the moon for Palace fans - this is how football is meant to feel. Everything I couldn’t let myself feel on cup final day came out and it did me the world of good. Anyway, back to calling each other cunts please. As it should be..

"Fuck!!! It's the Triads!!!!"

Definitely got shades of “Rayvin in China”