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I think Elanga is immense. Gives us the pace we need on the right

Another enquiry made for Elanga according to Hope. I think he’d be a very good signing and is tailor made for an Eddie Howe team but in a PSR world, I question the wisdom of paying £50 million for him. I felt the same with Guehi for £65 million last year too. Seems ridiculous to complain about PSR headroom every year and exclusively shop in the most expensive market

You forgot Krul!

Wor lass had an interview today. She asked me to help her prepare. I asked ChatGPT to come up with a list of likely questions in that field. The interviewers apparently did the same. The questions they asked were pretty much word for word. Maybe I WILL get a BJ this year after all!

That’s annoying. I was looking forward to playing against his suicidal high line again next season to see if things were still fair and equal

Disappointing but fair dinkum I reckon.

Blimey!

it is what is is mate

Shame, would have been fun to see them struggle in the bottom half again next season.

Postecoglou sacked

Ange sacked. Shame

I wouldn’t quite put that slant on it. It’s their best result in a Scottish parliamentary election with 26% of the vote.

Correction. We've already extended Gillespies contract. Just got to hope Ruddy agrees to re-sign so he can join Pope, Dubravka and Vlad. Before we get Forster in for the CL squad and then sign Trafford. WTF man

Hot Mitch flex

Excited that we are in contract talks for renewals with Wilson, Ruddy and Gillespie.

If that's talking about 24-25 then it would be more relevant for the season just gone than it will be for next year, I would have thought. So I would say that's talking about why we were limited last summer.

How the fuck are we still bumping up against this ffs? Can this crack commercial team not come up with something other than “make the fans pay for more shirts” and make us some proper money?

He won't read that mate, he's taking a break from the forum.

It also doesn't have random words in block capitals that emphasise the wrong bit of his ramblings that he's aiming for.

"FTM!!! MAGEDIA, MARRAS!!! MAGEDIA!!!

Sorry if this has already been posted. Deadline 08June. Downside is that BBC Sport dept is infested with little rag shites who revel in promoting rag propaganda and attacking City at any and every opportunity. Good luck! Senior Football Reporter (Newcastle) Job Details | BBC

i think it's time to thank wilson and say farewell

Talking of which, in a randomly tangential manner... Law change after Julian Alvarez penalty controversy