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Hopefully. I think 3 at the back either way though

I think Botman will start. Howe never really properly committed to the notion that he wouldn't be available in the press conference.

That’s what I was thinking. Probably the best way for us to set up without Joelinton available

Just guessing but I assumed they were made Asian betting partner because it was more straightforward than buying them out of the shirt deal after the takeover. As Ashley no doubt negotiated a long term shite deal that the club was tied into. Very little to see here imo.

Man Utd nearly pulled a point out of the bag tbf. Still not convinced Maguire was offside

Excuse Moi! All ready to get off to Warkworth any day now. Just waiting for the Orcas to fuck off

Didn’t realise Fun88 were still lingering about tbh. I was never really certain they’re a real company so makes sense that they’re not

You act like you don’t constantly curse is with predictions of rival’s demise or our success.

Anyone genuinely expecting Spurs and Man United to do us favours was out of their head. They’re 16th and 17th for a reason and they’ve basically written off the season since about February

I’m sure the MLFs have responded to that sensibly

A lot closer to where they’ll all live too

Looks like Emi Martinez is off to Saudi. Might scupper any plans we have of buying Jacob Ramsey

That's a turnip for the books.

Take care on your run today

Asda ayusses. #boldonrepresent

Totally agree Andrew. Toonpack, if you want to PM me any articles or links you want to post in future, I'll be happy to vet them for you.

"Well EXCUSE ME for wanting to be involved in what certainly appeared to be a perfectly legitimate Nigerian investment opportunity!"

Aye, a good chunk of it seems to be based on detectors, though I can't say for sure how reliable they are. I think we might need to have a think about how much AI content we're ok with showing up on here tbh, aside from my other objections to it (environmental, theft etc.) most of its just absolute garbage. I really don't want here to get as flushed with AI shite as the rest of the internet seems to be doing.

Er excuse me, SOME SWEDES have also been talking about it.

Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay?

Looks like the Christmas party for the Asda car park trolley jockeys.

My standard response to text/email scammers is "Fuck off you scamming cunt" seems appropriate.

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.