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Every single one of them with the “it’s not the same without the orange and green stripes. I want to pretend I’m John Barnes.” Face.

They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. “another assist for our Jobe” etc

She runs a dairy for cats now under her real name, Mary Hinge. No cows, just the pair of udders

Who's this lad then?

The reality is that with Dubravka being 36 and Pope being 33, we've got to start thinking towards the future. I expect one of them to move on this summer and the other remain as a more than capable understudy. Trafford has the potential to be England number 1 in my view. His clean sheet stats over his career are hugely impressive.

SEE YOU IN ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!

There's a lot at stake (welcome back)

Got to be here we go soon

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New interview with the vampire Tyneside reboot.

Or maybe

Their stuff with Leon Bridges is the only stuff of theirs I’ve really enjoyed IIRC. And that’s because he’s such a fantastic vocalist. I find a lot of their music doesn’t linger in the memory for very long

Freddie Mercury and John Deacon or something

Even in the unlikely event it was true, it’s the kind of classy, reserved behaviour that makes them so beloved

Aye they’ve seemingly went for the band photoshoot vibe instead of universally adored athlete on £100,000 a week

I'll take your word for it, if anyone would know .............

I'd say more this...

Well that's you on the visa blacklist.

This has more of a MrBass vibe I reckon

They nicked that first line from Channel 9 on the Fast Show. Also nice to see John Belushi’s Greek cousin on the drum.

And don't they look fucking thrilled to be wearing it.

Here, you can have this daddio... It's a smash!

What actually happened- woke up in a bin in Jarrow, saw a Newcastle fan necking a piyzza, jumped in front of him and shouted, ” ‘Eyah marra, I am Maximus Deycimus Meriydeeous and I a…” KAPOOW. Sparked out cold.