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Pedro to chelsea.her we go.corruption

Honestly, so you should. I don't fear death, sweet, sweet death, I fear falling to bits.

You know what's going to happen: Chelsea, Villa, Tom, Dick and Harry will all sell themselves their women's teams, hotels, arse wipes and used towels. By the time we're ready to do it the rules will have changed. The pace of decision making at this club has to improve if we have any hope of catching up. Not that they could have done anything in particular about the women's team.

Absolutely dreading that some of this shit will be coming my way in my 40s

Great band

Could be worse. My mate has to use intermittent catheters every time to empty his bladder for the foreseeable.

And the two fuckwits commentating won’t shut up about Messi, willing him to do anything remotely newsworthy. Bit sad that they’re clearly hanging their hat on him rolling back the years as a focal point when PSG have some of the most exciting players in world football entering their prime years

You first

Steve Wraith's podcast. AND IT'S LIVE! Currently streaming live, 462 watching. He's just waiting for one of you to be number 463.

Inter Miami absolutely humped by PSG.

Looks like the broken grave stones in Walker cemetery.

I was absolutely shitting it. Especially when I walked in and there was 5 female nurses. One for one too 🤣 but they put a numbing gel on the bell and tbh it's more uncomfortable than painful. The weird thing is they filled my bladder up and then emptied it! I basically sat in my own piss. Then! They.wanted to check my prostate and to do that I had to sign a form! Wtf. Here love you've just filmed my bell ends ffs!

firstly secondly 😳 after cancer, MND, dementia and looked in syndrome, a camera up that particular one-way street is up there with the things I hope I manage to avoid while on this earth. My old man had to have it done. Of course you have to be conscious for it. Said the last time he screamed that much was when Everton came from 2-0 down against Sheffield Wednesday to win 3-2 in the 1966 FA cup final

Told my Sarasota based sister to take her kids to the City Juventus game. They have blue blood thanks to me but it was their first City game. What a first game they got to see. 7 goals, My nephew idolised Haaland before he came to City too. It was a typical City possession type game but we look more direct now. Rodri and Reijnders look a deadly pair.

i honestly think we've moved on. thats if we were ever genuinely interested. i don't doubt we respect his quality but i wonder if we ever thought that he was attainable. tbh i'm quite liking Nunez at rb for us. he's made a few errors but he's been learning the role. he's definitely improved a lot as a defender. and he now seems to be offering more going forward. plus his pace is just silly.

Ok Tino might be a milffreak, possibly, if it's him and not some other cunt NUFC have put on their social media feed this afternoon 🤷‍♂️

Also, I’m not convinced that’s his Mam. She’s blonde and noticeably shorter? I think.

According to someone on Bluesky it's a myth DCL is always injured and we should sign him. He's only missed 90 games in 5 years.

Unless they’re tripping over penguins and frozen Victorian explorers, they’ve still got a fair bit of southward travel to go yet.

Apprentice means you’ve learned from an older mentor. All my own work…

It’s a shame you couldn’t find a pic of her with Tino.