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My standard response to text/email scammers is "Fuck off you scamming cunt" seems appropriate.

biggest self tucking since the copper's nark confession I'd say.

Never mind that, TP. I’ve acquired a small quantity of magic beans. Would you be interested in buying some of them?

not a fucking clue. could just as easily be monmouth town.

Christ on a bike!!! I (and no-one) didn't expect the Spanish fucking Inquisition.

And all of it entirely self-inflicted.

Good move on their part tbf, no MLFs to bother them and no NUFC fans to bother them either because unless it's a derby and they're wearing their mackem strips nobody knows who they are.

I don’t think I’ve actually clicked on any if the links before but that 247sportslife site is often link to with what appears to be absolute shite stories (going off the headlines) from fan pages / accounts are n social media. Wouldn’t surprise me if G-Dogg is correct and it was generated by AI. As for the motivation behind making it up? It’s not that bizarre if you come at it from the pov is that it’s just to drive engagement. And it’s the sort of feel good story that people like to read about. So quite clever in that regard. It being the sole source (seemingly) also suggests it’s a load of bollocks

BOOM! Never too early in the day for that classic. That's set me up for the day, thanks.

Also I'm sure his bonus is heavily dependent on final league position and CL qualification. So he'll neither have it yet, nor will anyone know how much it is. I'm afraid that what we're seeing here is just another credulous pensioner becoming the victim of evil scammers.

The article reads like it's been generated by AI.

aye, bit fishy to say the least. be warned, the website makes the chronicles look user friendly... https://www.247sportlife.com/2025/05/15/newcastle-update-newcastle-united-star-alexander-isak-donates-entire-1-8-million-bonus-and-endorsement-contract-to-charities-and-homelessness-support-organizations/?fbclid=IwY2xjawKT0CdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETBLN1I3MHFnWlhjMEl4Wm4wAR61udFCY_0YB2kLRXqXxub_x6TDnhA4ApoCiPb1ObDSZQBo5dn5k42VhTGOKQ_aem_PjOgdTMiEtChZCkgzlHQKw fucking bizarre that it's full of quotes from howe and players, yet reported absolutely nowhere else. odd thing to make up.

Well that fucks that then. So onto next week Everton is a must win.

There was plenty Swedish comment around it, which would appear to support it (maybe).

I wasn't sure whether to believe that when I saw it was from 247sportlife.com but the endorsement from the Minister for Popmusik made me think again.

Not to my knowledge as I would have advised against

I honestly expected big GD boosts for both of them so in the end not too bad an outcome. I still have doubts about tomorrow and think it will all be decided next week but we'll see.

To be fair to them, it must be shite knowing that you’re going to Wembley and the highlight of the weekend is going to be watching some fucking bushpig have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square.

Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters?

Arsenal to get no more points and finish 6th.

We're definitely not now that you've predicted it

We have two "official partnerships" apparently, Fun88 and sportsbet.io https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ce9vnk2pky8o We're the least involved of the clubs mentioned, three of them still have them as their main shirt sponsors but also we're us so our name has gone on first otherwise no one would give a shit.