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Botman has travelled.

Lads we need to stop thinking like this. We're third, with a chance to go second today and we're worrying about the team in SEVENTH. The threat to us is Man City, Chelsea and Villa, not Forest.

I was thinking a draw so one less team who could finish above us if we potentially mess things up

Poundland Ross Kemp that.

TBF, he looks like he could work in a butchers. Good shout. "Could ah recommend the rump steak, sir? It's affy tender like the fillet and it'll no kill yer wallet, ken?"

Ah maybe Mowbray actually but I don't know if I'd put together who he was. I'd probably just think he maybe worked in the butchers or something.

I think we probably want Forest to win here, don't we? Keeps them interested for the final game v Chelsea.

I honestly wouldn't recognise any of their managers since Coleman.

I think including the pool from Gemmill’s avatar is a bit much tbh.

Just strolling through the lobby at the hotel and I see an ex-MLF manager sitting with their lass being checked in. Was going to say 'Do you hate the mackems anaarrl?' but I don't need to ask tbh as he couldn't fuck off soon enough when a bigger club ..... Checks notes.... Stoke City, came in for him.

I'm sorry to hear about your dad's passing cath and of all days to go.

Keep it simple

I’d take that one as well

You're right about my ex, but I lived in China myself for a year so that's what has been throwing me a bit I don't think I ever had this particular experience though. My only lasting memory of interactions with their police was when I got there and was told "religious expression is permitted in China but don't let us see you doing it" and "there are no hookers in China due to upstanding social morality, but if there were, and you used one, we'd knack you".

There was another poster who was living in China and had some bother. Because your ex (I think, apologies if that’s inaccurate) has Chinese heritage people have conflated the two of you. At least that’s my interpretation

Given how all the club matches at Wembley have gone this season, I'm praying Sheffield United get the west end of Wembley next Saturday.

How have you lot managed to get one of my photos from that stint in China I mean, no clue what anyone is talking about...

Bored silly watching the Everton game listening them plagiarise nearly every single one of our chants so I had another crack at the club crest.

Are you watching a replay of the Carabao Cup Final or something? That's not Arsenal on the box

He was in critical care on a ventilator so I’ve no idea if he could hear us but I feel like he could. I told him it was a good job he couldn’t see the SOL out of the window like we could…

That’ll be yet another piss stain on the garden sofa then

Porn hub-helping middle-aged degenerates take afternoon naps since the Dawn of the Internet

Tbh there’s days I may as well have left my putter at home

That’s a bit harsh. At least their heart’s in the right place. He’s an unmitigated cunt.