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RTG have an “Airport Mags” thread This comment got me thinking…….the barman knew he was a Mackem cos he asked for a blue pop, cheese slice & was fingering his sister whilst jangling his keys

They might sort you with some of those blue pills if you ask nicely? @PaddockLad hope you get it sorted, doesn't sound pleasant, I keep getting the picture of the Scottish bloke in Austin Powers, now.

I saw him at Benton Asda on the phone, couldn't make out what he was saying but didn't really think I missed anything seismic tbh. Wide of the mark.

Top half, Newcastle United 3rd shirt, 2025-26, bottom half Germany home shorts and socks, 1924-25.

Talk of the devil. Toontastic, falling to bits since 2004. You need this.

That sounds awful, hope you get sorted with this injection. Let me know if you want a referral for some of the good stuff.

Am a fucking health economist you cunt, rationing NHS resources is my job. I've said it before, the most cost effective healthcare intervention, using current cost effectiveness methodology, for old people is actually a gun. Seriously. But we need to keep people like me to make these realisations cos you kids are thick as fuck. 👍

I thought I liked women.

Yeah, I thought this watching the BBC news last night. Story 1, about kneecap and and this Bob Vylan duo being antisemitic and facing years in prison, for chanting "death to the IDF". [Does that fuck make you antisemitic imo] Next story. IDF have massacred starving people in Gaza as they queued for food, AGAIN. The world has turned insane, it started around 10 years ago and just gets worse and worse.

Didn't they kick off about a John Lewis ad for this very reason some years ago?

That sir is pure poetry. If i said you had a similar body would you hold it against me?

Funny you should mention that..I've got to go to the hospital a week tomorrow to see the allergy department...it's all related to my Eosinophilic asthma...basically am now suffering from chronic Urticaria (basically hives) where my body is producing huge amounts of excess histimine and it breaks out on my skin all over my body most days and most of the time. I can feel it on my face as I type this. At some point every day its fucking unbearable. So together with my monthly (self) injection for the asthma I'm going to be doing one for the hives too. Next Weds is my instruction session with the frankly very hot indeed allergy nurse Ciara The good doctor @Renton will no doubt be keen to put a figure on the cost of this course of indefinite treatment, to be added to the £12k p.a. that he told me my asthma treatment was costing the country.... LONG LIVE THE NHS

I said "well known local journalist".

SPOILER ALERT! He’s been following Lee Ryder around the Walker Aldi.

CHAMONE MUTHAFUCKA!

This mockery is why I'm holding back the killer reveal from the call. I dropped the first nugget to see how you'd behave. You've only got yourselves to blame for what happens now.

The knee knocks getting more rapid as he gets onto the vinegar strokes.

I reckon if Starmer wants to sort out NHS funding then just kill off every member of TT over 45. That should sort it out.

X-Ray booked tomorrow for yay/nay on a new hip. I’ll be taking along £25 and asking if they can sort me out with a bit of medicinal green, too.

So basically CT's wet dream?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70rrld1nlpo It’s quite something when the government are more concerned with music acts criticising Israel’s actions in Gaza than they are with the actual actions themselves.

Black mam, White mam in a hijab, Chinese bairn- Gammon bingo house!

It would have been funnier to only make the baby white IMO