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"Awrigt geezers, it's me Wobbie fwom Arsenoh fan TV. Oi just 'eard that we've signed Isak fwom Noocarsel Unaaaahted. Where's the blud/fam bloke and that nonce who wears 'is Wenger jarmies to the match? We need to get on this immediately."

Not only are we completing data/probability visualisation pieces of Newcastle's chances, but now also a critical review of said data presentation methodologies. I've seen less scrutiny in academic journals Remember to call out your innate bias and areas in which further research could be done lads.

Last day here for us, the key thing I'll remember was the insane standard of young European blart working here, unreal, it's like Lara Croft walking around in tight shorts every where you look or dresses.

I’m on Fluoxetine (prozac) for my depression.

That looks more like a table than a chart

Ever since they've become successful, Carragher has turned into a pro-Liverpool knob. The irony that until he signed with Liverpool as a school boy he was a die-hard Everton fan isn't lost on me. What works in Neville's favour is it was fully expected he'd be a Man Utd appeaser - he's been anything but, but then he's absolutely pissed at the shambolic was his club is run.

Carragher was too from memory. Back when they were the banter kings of sky sports.

Honeymoon? Are you only recently married like?

I’m off to Saint Lucia tomorrow on my honeymooon. Sadly the kids are coming as well.

tbf Neville has always been quite measured about us whilst he's been a pundit. When it was popular for the likes of Rio to bang on that we should be eternally grateful to Mike Ashley for servicing debt, Neville tended to buck the trend and suggest he got why we were so fucked off and agreed with it. An absolute cunt on the pitch, a really really shit co-commentator with his high-pitched squeals but when it comes to punditry, I think he's one of the best out there.

He was utterly convinced there was no need to bring black and white ribbons to Wembley that day.

Neville has named Howe in the cup final as his coaching performance of the season and that game as his game of the season. We're slowly being welcomed in by these fucking bellwhiffs.

I see Starmer is changing his mind on the winter fuel allowance and wants more pensioners to be eligible. Change of heart or another reaction to the local election results? Either way he's coming across as fucking indecisive and with it, weak as fuck.

nah honestly fairly reverent about us and the season we've had. Carragher saying he was gutted at the cup final but when you see the reaction from the fans, you've got to be happy for them. He could've told his fucking face that on the post match telly coverage mind.

I only thought the topic of conversation on that show was the current Manchester United side and manager, ex- Manchester United players and managers, games recently played by Manchester United and games played by themselves for Manchester United plus massive lashings of the above but Liverpool football club and a few playing career reminiscing game chat with Ian Wright. Did Keane's nose turn up when NUFC were mentioned as if some invisible, malevolent apparition was wafting a particularly rancid, invisible jobby under his sneck?

I saw some clip recently where she'd been playing in some charity game and she was saying that she got absolutely smashed by Marlon Harewood. Keane turns to her deadpan and goes "Yeah but what about the game though?"

Show them lift the trophy ... it'll take 5 minutes - and then show a match that actually has a determining impact on the season.

Think she is into lasses tho?

Sky are absolutely beyond redemption, like. They've more than played their part in the UK and global growth of two clubs in particular, not that they needed any help but boy they've had it. Also makes a mockery of their last day drama story but Liverpool means more or whatnot? Pathetic, self defeating and a slap in the face to fans of every other club bar Liverpool who will want to see games with something real at stake. It's past being poor, it's risible.

Surely though they're obligated to show the match where the champions lift the trophy? Though I don't see why the PL couldn't let Sky do what they do for the Carabao Cup and show all the matches. Even if they just carried the PLP world feeds.

Well if you ever had any doubt as to who runs sky sports then there’s you answer

fuckng hell. wait till @Howmanheyman gets wind of this.

I should include that "Be Here Now" is obviously a mag spy.