All Activity

Happy Monday Morning campers. I know it's Monday and we are all worried about Wykiki and how long he will last in his job before calling someone a c*nt, but let me share with you a short from my new favourite YouTube channel. This lad knows how to enjoy life. And who can blame him? Not often you get to see and, more importantly, hear a double headed class 56 combo in central London. 👍 https://youtube.com/shorts/xsYqVVHDoFQ?si=ODB83vjDiN0Bvy78 Damn, won't let me embed shorts!

"James, James" "Yes Mr Farnon" "Look, look, it's a bad case of Lycra, get me my gun" "At once Mr Farnon" "Hurry man, it's getting away, we can't let it spread"

Very apt 😂 cycled through Grassington on Friday and they're were busy filming it.

He posted recently what he does. Scroll back and find it. Some data stuff.

Depends on what your club badge is.

I give it a week and a half, so 7 working days, before Yorkshire Happiness has called one of his new colleagues a cunt in here Good luck with it Wykiki.

Unwrapped thread, easier read I think https://skywriter.blue/pages/did:plc:d3z4gcd2zjj7uo43lv7icqsk/post/3lqlfd5shj22g

What’s the worst food you’ve had served up to you? ( Post piss-up kebab nonsense doesn’t count- they’re always dire) When I was working fitting ductwork, we went to the site canteen at Addenbrookes on the first day to try it out. “ Meat Pie, Chips and Peas” Hmm, I’ll ask what meat it is, what’s the worst that it could be, thunk I. Asked- “ It’s just meat pie luv” Oh -oh! Served up, looked fairly standard site canteen fare, chips were obviously cooked in old oil as they were dotted with black bits, but I thought “ Had worse…” Sat down, cut the pie open, and as I was thinking the exact same thing, the lads sitting next to me said “ What the fuck is that?” Chunks, not cubes, chunks that had just been hacked off, of pale pink, slimy looking pork luncheon meat (cheap Spam), we’re looking back at me in a pool of instant gravy. But that wasn’t the worst. It should have been on the menu as “Mixed Meat Pie” In equal amounts to the pink chunks, were crispy edged slices of what was clearly at least yesterday’s kebab meat, that had been sitting in the hot tray all day after being carved off… … then hoyed in with its pink mate to make this fucking abomination- no onions or other superfluous veg to get in the way of whatever the fuck this “meat” combo tasted like either. It looked like a meat version of Rocky Road Chocolate slice, Took it back to the counter and asked for a refund and the cheeky cunts said there nothing wrong with it! I said “ Ok then, if there’s nothing wrong with it, you have a bite of it, otherwise I’ll have my money, thanks.” Refunded.

He works in sport/football data

What does Kev Lawson do? The work he does on these pieces is ridiculous. Some of those wonderkids look very interesting.

£15bn on another 12 nuclear subs. FFS.

Good luck mate, if they ask you to go and get a long stand or a sky hook, they're taking the piss 😉

He also shares my Mbeumo reservations 😀

Good luck, wykiki, you'll get there soon enough.

🙂

👍

Start my new job today. Bricking it.

Excellent thread on potential targets. https://bsky.app/profile/editkev.football/post/3lqlfd5shj22g

I worked for those cunt’s in the 90s and got fucked over royaly.

If it truly is psychic super-powers, don't let them medicate it out of you until you've helped me uncover the identity of Zowie Fenderblast. People have to know! More seriously, look after yourself man! You'll be driving again before you know it. I used to work for a guy (who incidentally married into my extended family) has what sounds like a far more extreme form of epilepsy and still is able to drive on the daily. Make the most of the break from driving responsibilities. There's a lot to be said for Uber, home deliveries and pints at lunchtime. And while Uber and delivery drivers are clearly being exploited, you conscience is clean because it's just a temporary measure and those fuckers can still drive.

Appreciated

Booo!

Merged

I don't know how to merge that shit or I would fold it into other threads tbh.