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That last minute Palace equaliser looms large. We'll beat the scouse mackems though.

You never know. Weird things happen on the last day. Keeper has a blinder, Villa leave their shooting boots at home. Owt can happen.

What do we reckon for the Europa league cup or whatever its called final? Kind of hoping for a ManU win, put them on a high and want to finish well in front of their home crowd. Plus they spawn trophies constantly anyway whilst Spurs I'd like to continue winning fuck all. As said, hopefully we just smash Everton regardless.

Four days after Manu play the Europa League Final in Spain. Will they even be back in time? Physically quite possibly but mentally fuck all chance.

All the Brexit dickheads scrambling to say what a capitulation it is. Maybe it is, I haven't looked into the detail, but they should consider the fact that THEY put us into a situation where a capitulation was needed to fix their fucking disaster.

If Villa fail to win at OT, we would only need a draw and Forest v Chelsea becomes a straight shootout for the remaining spot. But ideally we just coast to an early couple of goals lead, and don't have to worry about anything happening elsewhere.

finally, some low-hanging post-brexit fruit grabbed. the veterinary deal is such a no-brainer https://www.ft.com/content/78f17b34-996d-4003-b031-4800f4e16918

I can’t believe Doctor of Education, Jill Biden didn’t successfully diagnose cancer. What a heartless bitch. Heartless as well as thick this cunt like. Even his dad has posted well wishes, which I didn’t expect at all.

he was getting death threats last time he played.

She’s coming over to see the shrine of Adam Johnson. Her husband and his best pal also “shag hew tha want, marra” and she wants to get to know their idol a bit better.

Is she doing one of these PR trips to a 3rd world hovel with associated documentary seen handing out scraps to the peasants?

They let Huijsen last summer go for less than they've now paid us for Kelly. They are SO poorly run.

Whatever happens next week, gutted we've lost the Beyonce cup again, etc.

Point of order, HMS is a designation for Royal Naval vessels, civilian vessels were designated "SS" for steamship. Therefore it should be SS Gemmill, which is hugely appropriate given the amount of hot air he generates.

Arsenal fans were cheering when he came on as if fucking Henry had just come on the pitch. He's a rat faced bastard who offers them nothing

Pretty sure Kelly just had to play about 5 games to make the move permanent. The fucking idiots that they are

Only Pickford may care, though he's also friends with some of our England players, so hopefully not so much.

HMS Gemmill, like HMS Hot Mitch Summer, will smash through icebergs as if they're not even there.

Juve won last night so look to have sewn up Europe for next season and also means we get the extra monies for the alleged Hot Mitch Summer (HMS) Makes me think.... HMS Gemmill.... let's hope the predictions are more watertight than HMS Titanic 😆

He’s a silly cunt for regularly using the word Zionist tbh. From where I’m sat it’s a very divisive term to use. Better to criticise the actions and policies of the Israeli government….

Watching Howe's press conference from after yesterday's match, he says Isak didn't feel anything during training but that he felt tightness in the groin after training. Said he doesn't think it's a surgery thing but they need to find a way for him to strengthen that area so he stops having the issue. Anyway, HOPEFULLY that doesn't sound like something that should rule him out of next weekend. One of the journalists* invited him to "guarantee" that the only colours Isak will be playing in next season will be the black and white, which obviously Howe declined to do. Easy way to drum up a headline (Howe REFUSES to guarantee etc) although it means nowt, it was just a bloke using his brain. *I thought the journalist had introduced himself as Martin Hardy, but Hope says it was one of the Arsenal following journalists. Which makes sense cos he'll be trying to guarantee himself some clicks from the response.

Aye not nice. You always hope people get a bit of retirement time to enjoy life with the family and the grandkids etc. Of course another view is he could have retired 15 years ago as a very wealthy man and done exactly that.

43 and never played in the PL before. Typical sunderland.