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Aye, well turning up without my trolley and putter was probably the only blot on the day.

It wasn’t @Rayvin though, was it?

Very sorry for your loss Cat

Shame about the golf like!

Sort to hear Catmag. yeah, im glad Palace won as well. The shear joy of that win meant so much more to their fans than Man City. I genuinely hope we don’t ever take winning things for granted.

That’s awful. I’m so sorry for your loss, and what awful timing. Glad you were able to enjoy the match yesterday. I was pleased for Palace too - they’re my local PL club and you can’t beat an underdog story

Bear with me here, it’s going to get heavy. Some of you might have seen Dean Henderson dedicate the win yesterday to his dad who passed away at the beginning of the season. My dad died on 16 March at 3pm - an hour and a half before we played our cup final. I cried buckets yesterday for the celebrations I didn’t get to have when we won. As we sat with him before he died I joked at how shit his timing was and if he was going to fuck off and leave us he could at least go and have a word with Sir Bobby and sort a win out. I still haven’t watched our game and don’t even know if it’s still available anywhere. I’m over the moon for Palace fans - this is how football is meant to feel. Everything I couldn’t let myself feel on cup final day came out and it did me the world of good. Anyway, back to calling each other cunts please. As it should be..

"Fuck!!! It's the Triads!!!!"

Definitely got shades of “Rayvin in China”

Makes a change from the usual updates in here too!

Sounds tremendous.

Bit of a weird place to put your TV. Are you hiding from an armed intruder?

Enjoy it! Sounds like a good one indeed.

It’s shaping up to be a pretty good weekend. The wife took the kids to her parents’ caravan yesterday which means that May Day consisted of playing golf, taking an afternoon nap then out for pints with some mates. Woke up fresh as a daisy this morning so out for a massive fry up, bought some more beer on the way home and the plan is to lie on the sofa this afternoon watching three matches and sipping on aforementioned beer. Three points for us would really be the icing on a perfect cake of a weekend.

‘Here lads, you buy Lloyd Kelly for £20m and we’ll give you 5p off a litre of petrol for your silly Fiats’

Today’s mood

Four has been done a few times. I doubt five has ever been done.

I wonder what's the record for times a Prem team has beaten another Prem team in a season?

What's going on here? Is the PIF using NUFC as a money laundering front? I wish they'd get to laundering a bit quicker.

Makes you think

a point doesn’t really do us any favours. Go all out for the win and if we lose, fuck it. We’ll still need a win from the final game either way to be mathematically sure of CL

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No way you're a big cock! 🍄