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So no doubt a Sky Pep farewell victory parade all next season.

Also denies us the chance to improve our UEFA club coefficient which would improve our future income from European football. That said as far as our league and domestic cup this is a far better result than stretching our squad (and keeping on deadwood to help) for the lowest ranking and lowest prizemoney European competition which I couldn't imagine on its own would have any sway on any player signing for us. I wonder if there are any implications for player's bonuses and wages next season? That could be more telling. I feel like Bruno will stay as he has his buddy Joelinton here for the long term whereas Isak is much harder to get a read on.

I met a woman who runs a battery kiosk in the local park. So basically she sells C cells by the seesaw.

Fyp

Doesn’t look like it.

Jorts and dress shoes were a bold choice.

At the end of NEXT season

Klopp & Pep to leave at the same time?

Anyone got any decent jokes?

"Beware Of Dandelions? That's a stupid sign," I said, climbing over the fence. Soon after I was mauled by four big cats wearing top hats and monocles

True Story.. many years ago I was in a bar where they were holding an Elvis impersonator contest. One of the contestants did look remarkably like Elvis but only had one leg. He announced his signature song as 'Blue Suede Shoe'.

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father. During World War II, a beautiful woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic. The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with certain favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?'

Just received a text and I'm wondering if it's a scam? I have won £100 or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute concert. Says, press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

Never seen this before…

He must have jogged to the shops, cos that's his running gear he's got on.

I fucking despise Leeds, glad the cunts got beat and hope they get fucked on ffp.

I do love silly season. It was notably absent in Jan when we said the pot was dry but now we've got a few sponsors and the chance to sell a couple of players, I'm sure we will be linked with every half decent transfer opportunity. A couple of CBs, RW, ST in, Wilson, Almiron leaving would probably be good business for me. Id be sad to see Trips go, but if it was good money it would be an easy decision. We are stacked in midfield so unless someone is moving on I don't see us adding there. Full back position couple probably do with an addition. Is Targett still injured?