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Grammar Nazis.

Same thread. Forgetting who has sponsored them for nearly 15 years "Geordie owners quick on releasing info when it suits them eh. Keep quiet on state sponsored murder but heaven forbid someone wants a new job."

"Wouldn’t trust anything from the Geordie PR media." https://www.redcafe.net/threads/dan-ashworth-newcastle-dof-currently-tending-to-his-garden.478683/page-48 Some MLF should tell them it's not Geordie PR media it's Magedia 😂

Our survey said....

A new trattoria has opened near me, run by an Italian American lad from New York. We went the other night and it was excellent, but the portions were mental and we couldn’t finish even half of our dishes. The gaffer, Mario, asked ” Ho- you wanna box for them leftovers?” I said ” No mate, I don’t do combat sports”.

This story just keeps getting better.

All I have to say to you heathens is … … Chapel fucking hat pegs!

He just refused to wear Sambas in protest against Rishi

https://x.com/keithedwards/status/1792992310029877709?s=12&t=7EP1snWKh3ho3iDGAoo5gw Leslie Nielsen was way ahead of his time…

Merson giving his thoughts with slavvers on his jumper.

Who takes their fucking socks and shoes off on a train btw? Anyway, another stinking day beckons for Sunak where he'll be expected to sack Mercer, but probably doesn't have the balls to.

Soldier Boy cabinet minister Johnny Mercer sitting openly writing a memo slagging off the PM on a train. Laptop screen duly photographed by passenger and handed to the Times.

I’ve emailed Ashworth a photo of my shit.

I can imagine Ratcliffe seeing the news and thinking emails don't count, whilst continuing to make their predicament worse. He's been a blessing.

He was very much the intended audience.

The article says that Berrada was using an Ineos email address to communicate with Ashworth. If I could be arsed I'd go back and find all the Man United supporting dickheads on twotter who were telling me that "successful businessman" Ratcliffe couldn't be making a mistake by demanding staff return to the office, because successful businessmen are incapable of making mistakes..... and tell them all to FUCK OFF.

@Monkeys Fistsitting in his cab after a long drive seeing that pic......

If Ashworth had got just got pissed one night instead and sent NUFC a photocopy of his cock by mistake it couldn't have been any better than this. Hopefully there's also proof the man city bloke who was meant to be on gardening leave was under instructions from Ineos Ashley.

My lass didn't know what a pangolin looked like so I googled it and came across this busty hottie.

Gemmill TDan

“he did very well at the FA….” 😏