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I thought Rogue One was pretty decent, probably the best thing they've put out in recent decades. Andor runs it close.

https://x.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1793315400937099280

So, was just thinking, we have had some truly shocking speeches by high ranking tories in recent times. May: dancing queen, the cough, when the backdrop letters kept falling down. Johnson: Peppa pig land. Truss: cheese, pork markets, the blob. Mordaunt: stand up and fight Sunak: things can only get wetter. Tell me of any political satirist that could write better scripts than that lot. Funny thing is, the most bizarre and funniest of the lot was probably Mordaunts who could be their next leader if she survives.

Meh. They are all cunts anyway.

They must be beyond shocked to learn a Tory MP could be selfish.

https://x.com/ed_aarons/status/1793396994641121646 Well that's a shitter. Can't blame him. Palace have one of the best young squads in the league

Article in that fabulous publication the Spectator tomorrow. Gone to press, too late to pull.

It took it happening to them to realise they’re / he’s a cunt. Archetypal Tories tbh

I would prefer nudes in bio tbh. I

I think he’s been told whatever he’s going to in the US won’t be on offer indefinitely so he’s pulled this shit for his own reasons

Conservatives won't win more than 1 seat in Scotland if that, and I'm not convinced the holidays will disproportionately affect any of the other parties specifically.

Won’t someone please think of the Tory MPs?

This lass is well worth a follow for Calcio #ciaomanheyman @Howmanheyman

Another one I like about the current Labour slogans is "Country first, party second". It resonates because it's so obviously not true of the Tories.

Doesn’t work as a tactic though with fptp, Shirley?

This fucker will catch out large swathes of the Scottish vote with this shithousery, as well as anyone without photo id. Half of Scotland will be away on holiday that week while the English Schools are still in full flow, and the new postal vote deadline is literally a few weeks away. It's a hilariously desperate attempt by sunak but it might fucking work and he's definitely shifted the goalposts.

Didn't he play for a couple of the completely unmemorable PL clubs too? Everton?

Six Serie A teams in the CL next season I think? Roma sneak in because of Atalanta win the Europa league.

Yet more lies. Just look how pleased all his colleagues are to be setting out on the campaign trail.

Sky sports, Paddy power, Talk sport and the usual dross who are on everything and anything for a story/laugh etc..... Very quiet on Ashworth aren't they? Is there some kind of omerta that's been sworn? 🤔

Absolutely no idea why I said that.

Hope was saying once he realised his mistake he pulled his pants down and started performing autofellatio at his desk.