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Down boy @Monkeys Fist 🙂

Monstered by Loose Women

West Ham will have him if Moyes was there. Agree with the rest though.

Maybe not. Maybe yes. Maybe they won't give a fuck.

We aint selling Lascelles with a fucked ACL. Mofo be here fo-ever.

or we could just sell ourselves shearer's bar for £1b.

Yeah, he just talks shit. People are judging him by his actions too. His record is shite though. Add in that’s he’s a charmless, insincere, unlikeable cunt and he’s about as bad a leader as the Tories could have. Which is nice

With special guest Mike Dean - a cunt's cunt if you will..

We've definitely got space to spend this season. TV Money, League position payment, decent cup runs, CL money, Adidas deal, Saudia Formula E tie-in. Saleable assets are; Almiron £15-£20m Longstaff £25m Wilson £15m Targett £10m Lascelles £5-10m Krafth £2m Hayden £2m Fraser £3m Dubravka £1m c£80-£90m Plus dumping some wages from the likes of Hendrick, Ritchie, Dummett, Karius Now, lets be conservative and say we can't even raise 1/2 that amount from player sales. So, £30m plus change. Add that to 70% of the amount provided by the club's revenue which was £250m in 22/23 and our budget could be £205m (30+175) on fees and wages, amortised over the length of the contracts.

Or @Howmanheyman is

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!! Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock. *For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

90210

Nah, you'd think that would be the sensible thing to do but apparently not.

Aren't the other games on Amazon?

Unsurprisingly Sky has decided to show Klopp's dead rubber send off over our push for European football on the final day.

We need a new frenchie in the team

Exactly. That table doesn't account for the likes of the decision Gordon didn't get on Wednesday where VAR wrongly didn't intervene.

A bit like gemmill and the Summerville kid bronski beat songs I started a few months ago.

It's all bollocks really, how many non decisions will that include where they don't even show a replay?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2024/05/15/var-league-table-clubs-premier-league-benefited-wronged/ "Aston Villa can claim to be the team that had the most VAR decisions go in their favour. Unai Emery’s side were beneficiaries of the video-assistant 11 times, ahead of Chelsea (8) and Everton (7)."

Talk about internet security eh? What's all your postcodes?