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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 1.1k replies
    • 52.2k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  4. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19.4k replies
    • 1.1m views
    London
    London

  5. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5k replies
    • 127.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  6. NUFC vs Brighton - Sat 2nd May 3PM

    strawb,
    • 13 replies
    • 141 views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  7. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 10.2k replies
    • 578.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  8. Eddie Howe - in or out. THE DEFINITIVE poll on his future. Mods with itchy trigger fingers, hands off

    Dr Gloom,
    • 488 replies
    • 5.4k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  9. Spurs to go down or Arsenal to blow the league?

    Howmanheyman,
    • 46 replies
    • 808 views
    freddyg123
    freddyg123

  10. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.8k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  11. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 387 replies
    • 32.4k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  12. Eddie Howe

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 32 replies
    • 490 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 398 replies
    • 21.5k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  14. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301.3k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  15. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 264.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  16. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 199 replies
    • 11.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  17. Lego heads title bottling set piece merchants vs Thats SIR EDDIE HOWE to you (Saturday, 5:30pm, Emirates)

    Andrew,
    • 276 replies
    • 2.7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  18. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 110.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  19. The Kieran.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 468 replies
    • 33.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  20. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 30 replies
    • 678 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  21. Who or what can fuck right off at NUFC?

    Howmanheyman,
    • 56 replies
    • 757 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. Liverpool

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 1k replies
    • 78.6k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  23. the press, the fanzines, the podcasters and the youtubers both the sycophants and those that touch on the truth...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 83 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3.6k replies
    • 136k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  25. Please can you help!! Dissertation Survey

    Jakestarkey14,
    • 6 replies
    • 104 views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  26. Some idiots auditioning for roles in “Auf Wiedersehen, Eddie” against some southern cunts looking for hattricks, Saturday April 18th, 3 pm

    Isegrim,
    • 463 replies
    • 4.5k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  27. Kevin Keegan

    Tooj,
    • 368 replies
    • 40.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  28. Football Finances

    wykikitoon,
    • 352 replies
    • 38.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  29. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 175.3k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  30. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.7k replies
    • 1.5m views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  31. Crystal Palace v Newcastle United; Sunday 12th April 2pm

    Gemmill,
    • 440 replies
    • 4.3k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  32. Evolve or Rebuild

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 164 replies
    • 1.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  33. Leadership through the eyes of supporters!

    BDV,
    • 13 replies
    • 201 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  34. Nicky Butt

    NobbySol,
    • 29 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  35. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 203 replies
    • 2.4k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  36. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 212 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  37. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 99k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  38. Newcastle United vs The Visitors, Sunday 22nd March 2026, 12pm, St James's Park. Away seats to be coated in Teflon for easy cleaning.

    Dazzler,
    • 510 replies
    • 5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  39. The Run In

    Craig,
    • 122 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  40. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 367 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

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