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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.7k replies
    • 2.6m views
    Renton
    Renton

  4. Freddie Mercury, Montserrat Caballé and Manuel from Fawlty Towers yellow card avoiding Barthelona v Rock steady Eddie's Black and White heroic men mountains. 17.45 KO at Camp Nou, Referee, Homer Simpsoños, linesmen Esteban Wonderamos and Raymondo Carlos.

    Howmanheyman,
    • 32 replies
    • 422 views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  5. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4.1k replies
    • 115k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  6. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  7. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 921 replies
    • 49.7k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  8. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 375 replies
    • 21k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  9. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 71 replies
    • 10.5k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  10. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 427 replies
    • 4k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  11. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 574.1k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  12. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 379 replies
    • 32.2k views
    YorkshireExile
    YorkshireExile

  13. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 108.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  14. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 182 replies
    • 10.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  15. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 345 replies
    • 32.1k views
    OTF
    OTF

  16. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 97.3k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  17. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 80 replies
    • 6.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  18. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 12 replies
    • 215 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  19. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 76 replies
    • 5.3k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  20. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  21. What’s been happening I was having a shit?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 1 reply
    • 56 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  22. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 42 replies
    • 555 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  23. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.5k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  24. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 460 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  25. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  26. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 219 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  27. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3k replies
    • 125.7k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  28. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

  29. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 594 replies
    • 5.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  30. The game tonight, what's everyone's thoughts ??

    Toonpack,
    • 6 replies
    • 79 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  31. Premiership footballers and where they're from

    Guest LeazesLad,
    • 22 replies
    • 9.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  32. Big Willy Osula

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 79 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  33. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 385 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  34. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  35. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 14 replies
    • 374 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  36. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  37. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  38. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 62 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  39. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  40. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

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