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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 27 replies
    • 403 views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  4. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Craig
    Craig

  5. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 573.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  6. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.6k replies
    • 2.6m views
    SoHelpMeGod
    SoHelpMeGod

  7. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

  8. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3.9k replies
    • 112.7k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  9. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.7k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  10. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 594 replies
    • 5.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  11. The game tonight, what's everyone's thoughts ??

    Toonpack,
    • 6 replies
    • 76 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  12. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3k replies
    • 125.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  13. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 802 replies
    • 48.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  14. Premiership footballers and where they're from

    Guest LeazesLad,
    • 22 replies
    • 9.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  15. Big Willy Osula

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 79 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  16. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 39 replies
    • 457 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  17. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 385 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  18. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  19. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 353 replies
    • 20.7k views
    strawb
    strawb

  20. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 14 replies
    • 371 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  21. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  22. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.4k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Alex
    Alex

  23. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  24. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 62 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  25. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  26. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  27. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 352 replies
    • 31.6k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  28. Alex Murphy

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 179 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  29. Eddies finding their feet, further than they've ever been in the CL mags vs carrier bag; Job done? Tuesday 8pm at SJP

    Andrew,
    • 268 replies
    • 2.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  30. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 107.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  31. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  32. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 118.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  33. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 369 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  34. Sandro Tonali

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.4k replies
    • 97.3k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  35. Pep’s I’ll tap your players up on the pitch after we beat you at our place as normal Citeh v Eddie’s resurgent, resplendent, rotated Plan B masters. Etihad Stadium Saturday 21st February Kick-off 8pm Live on TNT Sports.

    Dr Gloom,
    • 396 replies
    • 4k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  36. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  37. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 312 replies
    • 40.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  38. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301k views
    Renton
    Renton

  39. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 60 replies
    • 5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  40. Sean Neave

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 20 replies
    • 360 views
    beatty
    beatty

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