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  1. NUFC Pictures - from days of old.

    Craig,
    • 1.6k replies
    • 294.5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  2. Announcing the Toontastic Patreon

    Andrew,
    • 73 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  3. Pwoppa Nawtee financial irregularities Corrupt Rent Boys FC v The Righteous Black and White Novocastrians who are very much United. 17.30 at 'The Bridge'* (*twinned with David Mellor).

    Howmanheyman,
    • 79 replies
    • 681 views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  4. mackem messageboard gold

    Gene_Clark,
    • 34.6k replies
    • 2.6m views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  5. Chelsea vs Newcastle

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 10 replies
    • 132 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  6. New Strips?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 3.3k replies
    • 301k views
    Kid Dynamite
    Kid Dynamite

  7. What’s been happening I was having a shit?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 1 reply
    • 28 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  8. the snake oil salesman or canadian cunt, whichever you prefer....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 42 replies
    • 539 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  9. Wissa

    Tom,
    • 371 replies
    • 31.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. Woltemade

    AgentAxeman,
    • 914 replies
    • 49.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. jason tindall

    thebrokendoll,
    • 79 replies
    • 6.2k views
    Craig
    Craig

  12. Other Games Hatewatch 25/26

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 4k replies
    • 114k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Transfers nongoing..

    trophyshy,
    • 27.5k replies
    • 1.5m views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  14. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 573.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  15. Unsteady Eddie's Camp Nowts vs. Handsome Hansi's Herr Flickers ⚽ Tue 10.03.2026 @ SJP, 8pm. CL Last 16, First Leg

    Meenzer,
    • 460 replies
    • 4.4k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  16. a ticket thread....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 2.8k replies
    • 174.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  17. Lewis Hall

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 73 replies
    • 5.2k views
    Craig
    Craig

  18. Valentino Livramento

    wykikitoon,
    • 219 replies
    • 11.1k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  19. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Sonatine,
    • 19k replies
    • 1.1m views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  20. Eddie Howe

    Tom,
    • 3k replies
    • 125.7k views
    NEBRO
    NEBRO

  21. Fuck me I forgot , I’ve been on the bog all day bunged up to fuck. Anyway it’s us vs them cunts AGAIN!! I need a break never mind the players. ALSO 8PM KO

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 363 replies
    • 2.9k views
    OberynM
    OberynM

  22. Ffs another one! EH’s damp squids vs another north east Man u arselicker’s on the up team. Please make it stop we need a break soon. Wednesday night.

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 594 replies
    • 5.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  23. The game tonight, what's everyone's thoughts ??

    Toonpack,
    • 6 replies
    • 79 views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  24. Premiership footballers and where they're from

    Guest LeazesLad,
    • 22 replies
    • 9.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  25. Big Willy Osula

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 79 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  26. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 385 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  27. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 106 replies
    • 3.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  28. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 353 replies
    • 20.7k views
    strawb
    strawb

  29. Injury Watch List 2025/26

    Craig,
    • 14 replies
    • 374 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  30. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  31. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  32. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 62 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  33. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  34. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  35. Alex Murphy

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 179 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Eddies finding their feet, further than they've ever been in the CL mags vs carrier bag; Job done? Tuesday 8pm at SJP

    Andrew,
    • 268 replies
    • 2.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  37. Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 1.5k replies
    • 107.8k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  38. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  39. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 118.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  40. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 369 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

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