Billy Castell

I did think that was reffering to test matches only, but I checked, and I was wrong.

I was actually having a joke there, you know, playing along. And if you were not so in love with your own opinion, and have such a monochrome view of the world, you'd realise that I am not some 'ultra left, PC do-gooder' or whichever label you choose for those who don't agree with you 100%. We have on occaision even agreed on some things, like the extreme devotion to multi-culturalism being damaging to society, and that these rioters are badly behaved kids who have not been taught rtight from wrong. But I am wasting my time here, pointing out this to Toontastic's interpretation of FOX News, a man who is compelled to make imaginary enemies and ideological bogeymen out of every event, post and issue.

And you prove that Leazes . The rioters were bored chavs and nobheads wanting a new TV and some Basmati rice. If there was a 'class war' element, they'd have attacked banks, the city, Harrods etc. and not the nearest car, Malaysian students or family owned furniture shops. Romanticising the events is stupid, inaccurate and damaging.

Edward II, allegedly on the orders of his wife who was annoyed that he was a fairy who wasted a lot of time and money on a Lord he loved. It was something like that anyway.

I want to see Kean dead, and the Rao family gang raped and killed by a group of Langur monkeys. And I want it to happen tomorrow. And you think Pardoo is bad.

Shame you cannot post the picture of this woman desperate enough to have sex with you, as she does not exist.

I hope we go out to try and bury them tomorrow, starting with Anderson settling in and then having a good swing. None of this chipping away for a day at 2 runs an over. Send them home with a packed lunch of a turd sandwich with humiliation chutney. That goes for the 1 day matches too, which they will value more than the test series.

Go for it Kevin, good luck and don't forget to learn stuff. It is best not to hang around in these situations, so stuff that Debbie Magee College or whatever it is called. Civil egineering is building/designing sewage systems, bridges etc. I believe.

Trousers? Trouble? 'Tache? Turtle?

The evil that men do lives on and on.

They build your extension to your house, then NATO come and blow it up 2 years later.

I was trying trying not to be too harsh, but I probably failed.

My knees weren't up to the job by the time I was about 21, so you've done better than me Stevie. Put it this way, people crack their knuckles, I can do that with my knees. It was this, and a complete and total lack of talent that has stopped me from playing football. I'm in a great mood. Had a shower after work, got a glass of red wine, and I have the weekend to just relax. And Blackburn look like signing some decent players.

Surprised no-one has mentioned Cunt's Trick yet, since that is a fairly popular phrase here. Carb Thief Ceaseless Tory Closet Tranny Carp Tickler Crap Transport Cardio Trouble Child Toucher (Sorry, that was Paul Wyn wasn't it?) Cameron's Tiddler Conservative Tosh Class Traitor (for those who still sing the Red Flag) Clegg's Tease

Is this you then? Like the 'tache.

She'd turn down Wordplay. Just like that woman you claimed to have subsequently scored with. If you did score, I bet the blowjob was great as all the tongue excercises licking the windows of the buses would come into good use.

So we have a gypo, a couple of ITV2 scrapings and a self obsessed publicity hound whose claim to fame is being married to the speaker of the Hous of Commons. Any shit US singers or proper weirdoes involved? Who has 'seen more helmets than Hitler'? Have to remember that phrase

True, but Friedel was behind David James in the pecking order, when James was at his worst. Having said all that, I do think this is your Myles Anderson signing i.e. shit player in on the cheap who is never going to make it.

I quite liked Camron's Taxi, as mentioned elsewhere. On the whole I'm not one for Mods changing people's username like this, with the exception of Polish Nick and Paul Wyn perhaps.

Rob Elliott is an odd move. You've got a few good keepers already. Mind you, I was pissed off when Souness brought in one of his mates from Liverpool reserves and got rid of Filan, who was a good keeper. That player was Brad Friedel. Blackburn giving Simon Vuckenvic of Sporting Lisbon a medical today after agreeing a £2m fee. Unlike the Raul bid, which has gone a bit weird (it seems Raul wants to join, but Schalke won't let him) this one might actually be completed.

Yeah, I did my degree because I was really into it, then forked out for a post-grad course in order to work in museums etc. I did the latter to try and work out a career that applied to the former-a bit cart before the horse. Don't do that, especially now we have top-up fees and all the rest of it.

That is so true Deadman. I mean, she isn't even legal for fucks sake, and she'll be shooting a kid out her fanny. The mother sounds like a right wrong'un anyway. Munchausen by Proxy is when a parent makes a child ill in order to get attention, but I don't know if the same term applies for the pushy parents who really live their dreams through their kids. Maybe its a generational thing, but when I was 15, I was content to just have a wank.

History , and no I don't want to be a history teacher . Thanks I didn't actually think i'd get in! Clee, I have a history and politics degree, so if you need help...............................I'll laugh at your expense. Only joking. It is important you have a career plan when you do such a subject, otherwise you'll end up drifting around shitty jobs like I have. Another bit of career advice is that you should not want to go into the heritage/museum sector. They pay is appalling, they expect you to have volunteered (i.e. Practically a full-time job for nowt) for 2 years at least before even the lowest job, and due to the recession and the olympics, budgets from government/councils will be savaged.

3 out of Blackburn, Wigan, QPR, Swansea and Wolves. You'll probably look shit after the new year, but chip away and end up looking pretty comfortable.

I think a draw will be the result. Sunderland are fairly average despite spending a bit on wages this season, and I don't think you'll be letting any team deficiencies bother you. I also hope Cattermole gets a red card, as he is probably the most violent player on the pitch (Joey saves his best for outside fast food outlets).