Billy Castell

Will you thtop going on about the PTHEE brigade LeathethMag? And I'd class a really strong scouse accent as bordering on a speech impediment.

Whhoooooooooooooo, do we get a trophy? Lucky we're not paying those high wages! Yep it's 3 foot high, covered in washing up liquid and made of lead, so whichever player recieves it will drop it on their foot and be out for 4 months.

Re Mancmag: The Paisley thing was just because he has such a loud voice. He's like a bigotted Brian Blessed. The politics wasn't intentional.

Rich/rising/failed states should not get aid. So stop sending aid to China, Brazil and Somalia. Somalia is a lawless craphole where food will be stolen by pirates, terrorists and the like and given out to their supporters. I wish we could save all the starving people, but the good intentions are often hijacked and ruined by the cunts and warlords who rule the place.

[ian Paisley]NO NO NO NO NO[/ian Paisley] you're wrong Kevin. That sort of Northern Irish accent is absolutely unintelligable. Never met you so I don't know what you sound like, but I had worked with a family from Belfast and every vowel was pronounced 'arr' e.g. "Di' yar go and get parrsed larrst Satdarr". Maybe it was because I was in a factory with noisy machines as well, but they may have well been talking in Albanian. I understand Polish people better than them.

It's immaterial as im not coming at it from a tribal position and neither is Cleethorpes. The bottom line is it was Labours watch and upto them what they did and they fucked it up. Well that's horse shit CT. You're probably the North East's biggest ruling class helmet polisher when it comes to politics. However, I do agree that Labour truely fucked the economy though, but that's because they were busy trying to be Tories and Labour Lite. They wasted money on bollocks like PFI, introduced stupid ideas like part-privatising air traffic control whilst also spending loads on wars and middle men in the NHS. Labour's obsession with targets, quangos,compulsive private sector involvement was inherited from the Tories, and given a whole new level of inefficiency.

They won 3-0? Ah, but we kicked the shit out of them, and ever since then Wenger has branded any Blackburn team as evil thugs with a Moatish streak. So you can wind them up by saying Arsenal have no heart, no passion like that great team of Todd, Mokoena, Savage and Dickov........and so on. Big up those kind of players, and if you bring yourself to praise him, point out Big Sam often had the better of Wenger. Oh, and say Bergkamp is over rated and Shearer was better than Henry (which is of course true).

I hoped it was a fake one to catch out the forgers. I'd prefer the custard cream one you had a couple of seasons ago, or a chocolate brown one a la Coventry City (who should have had that for this season).

Not interested unless the Jap girl is being cleaned out by the main woman etc.

(Bob Mills + Kenny Everett) ________________________ + STDs = Russell Brand 5,000,000

Stevie, next time you talk to an Arsenuw fahn see what they think of Blackburn. They still must love us since that FA Cup semi-final in 2005.

I know what you mean Cleetoonfan. It's not like we have as big a fanbase as Newcastle, man Utd etc to fleece, and you can only do so much with a halved kit. At least you can vary the width and number of stripes for example. The collar isn't quite right on our home kit, and the yellow away one is totally shit.

They were all orange??!! were they mining for what spray tan is made of? Anyway, stop dragging other people's teams into your pathetic Belfast-lite wannabe bigotry.

Well it is David Dunn eating the fried chicken, and the pint is probably out of shot (along with the oxygen tent and cellotape). And I think the Venky's sponsor is a temporary/last minute thing as they've not pulled their thumb out of their arse and sorted out a proper sponsor. The shirt itself is OK, but not great. The Napoli one looks like it should be worn on the Tour de France with the two sponsors on it

Or you could buy LM a subscription to this every year. I think I'd probably buy 2,000 Cov City season tickets and give them to random people. They need all the money they can get. I'd also do the same with about 5,000 Blackburn season tickets.

maybe if they changed cars regularly - but they play on their own don't they would anyone accept "team orders" in the 100m?? or in golf?? 100 metres=You run in a straight line, in about 10 seconds. How can you cut across 3 lanes to block someone in that time? So that's a stupid example. Golf=Apart from the Ryder/Solheim Cup, golf is a single person sport whereby you will be disqualified if you caught/hidden the ball or you kicked it away from the hole. Again, a stupid example. The team part of Formula 1 comes from all the designers, pit crew and suchlike who create the best car they can. They have the constructers championship to aim for. It is an odd sport whereby it can be both a single person sport, in that the drivers compete against each other, but the teams aim for a different prize, the constructers championship so it can be seen as a team sport. If you were the head of Ferrari, you'd want to win the constructers championship, and if your driver wins the drivers' championship, then brilliant. If you were Alonso, all you really care about is having a brilliant car that you can win the drivers' championship with, which will help Ferrari win their prize. Having said all that, I've never been a fan of such team orders and would rather all the drivers go for it.

Beaten to it. That's the most expensive game of Operation Warnock will ever buy. This bit from the BBC website puts it into context: "Dyer joined the Hammers from Newcastle United in August 2007 for £6m but only made 34 appearances for the club because of injuries."

Oh right, it's an equivilent of the McLaren F1 car from the early 90's. Not a very catchy name though.

Is the MP4-12C next year's car or something? I doubt it would ever happen, but the return of Newey would really boost McLaren's performance. Or search every university, manufacturer etc. for the next design genius.

News Corporation's shares lost 7.1% today. Is that a lot for 1 day? I can't wait to see what it'll be tomorrow with all the shit about Brown and the royal family emerging.

If the Euro was to work, then it should have only had Germany, France and the Benelux countries. Their economies were the soundest generally speaking, and then Spain, Italy et al should have joined when they had sensible economics. It is another case of political deals circumventing economic sense.

Yeah, that's true Parky. We can dream though.

What's the Paul McCartney being dead one about? Never heard of that one.

So howcome Brooks is being questioned as a witness for all the dodgy shit, and Coulson is arrested? Surely they both knew what was going on with the hacking, bribes etc. If The Times and The Sun were both at it too, I'd love to see the Murdochs in the dock and stripped of all their UK assets. Come on, Dave, do a Putin on them.