Billy Castell

Wasn't she that waitress in 'Allo 'Allo?

I've killed 5 hookers since I moved to Coventry. It's the stress of having those Indians fucking up my club. That, and my parents' dog keeps telling me to do it .

About 22 or 23. Fucking hell, he seems the sort who'd think a great night would be to get jerked off by some £10 crack whore with brown teeth*, go home and eat beans on toast in the room in his parents' house whilst watching Jeremy Kyle on Sky+. Either that or he lusts after his 14 year old niece and her schoolfriend, follows them home and wanks in the bushes. *=This prossie will probably be found decapitated in the woods somewhere.

Once the oil runs out, then pop go the Saudis. To bereplaced by either a democracy, or a bunch of wahabbist 'Mad Mullahs' who are fans of Osama Bin Laden. IT'll be at that time the yanks will move to Iraq from Saudi Arabia.

Strangely enough, I'll probably be loading some form of guinness into a container. Anyway, I've never really liked Ireland. Plastic paddies, the rugby team and that spazzy dancing gets on my tits.

Nothing. I'm not a potato shagger, student or a fan of stout. I see enough of that black crap at work.

Busy taking photos in the Nevada desert?

Yes, but the BBC have an agenda because they're run by a consortium of aliens and the intelligence agencies.................... Now where's that new batch of turbo skunk?

McLaren look shit. perhaps their design was too radical too soon. Hopefully Webber will dick Vettel, and Williams will do well.

These just aren't any mongs, these are U and S luxury, double strength mongs made from the finest hyrogenated fat and religous bigotry.

Speaking from experience, the choice between an Indian owner and Ashley is like choosing between AIDS and cancer. The Venky's lot are plainly stupid whilst the Indian who co-owned QPR never spent a penny.

I can't stand Career Relief either. Just give the fucking money without some cunt doing something 'kerrrrrazzzzyyy'.

I was thinking about Godzilla too. Another reactor at that nuclear power station is cocking up. P.S. Good Aftershock joke Kevin.

Surely artificial rain would be incredibly wasteful and costly, especially in the increasing number of hot, dry places like Abu Dhabi, Bahrain etc.

Or the Adsa version: "I like...20 Stellas....for £10.50p"

There was a good show about bi-polar depression with Stephen Fry. From what I saw Charlie seems to be on a similar theme. Don't know how much effect the drugs have.

Could this friend bring it back? I might have a use for it soon.....

More Rovers guff to annoy you. There is a rumour that Kean will get the chop this weekend and will be instantly replaced by............Rafa Benitez. These are 'my auntie who dusts the Ewood Park trophy cabinet says....' stories, but the pressure to at least remove Kean is really building. I even sent an e-mail, along with other fans.

Who made it then? I'd call it the Kevotron or the Cockulator if I was in charge of the branding. If you have kids, would you be tempted to stand in the front room having a good thrash just at the same time as your 17 year old child brought their boyfriend/girlfriend round for the first time? It reminds me of Blackburn's manager for some reason....................

Is that a real guitar? And how the hell did you find it? Hope you didn't get shafted by the seller.

I hope we can have a season like yours next season, and romp away to promotion. I doubt it, as our post-relegation form will be more akin to Boro. Hope to see you soon in a couple of years......

Looks nice. Now, tremelo bars, are the different brands compatible with each other, as I have a Stagg, but can only find Fender bars.

Thanks. Sounds suitably short, but probably about 4th favourite. I'd stick some money down on it.

Fulham vs. Blackburn "I've got a bad feeling about this."

I think you are very brave/foolish betting on us Besty. What odds are we to be relegated? I'd look myself, but my internet connection has decided that I'm under 18 and can't see without paying for some sort of age check!