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It'll be flawed if we go down for want of a couple of players.

Of course we can't pay £40M for Falcao but there always seems to be us checking the price tags and the best before dates in the bargain bin. "He won't haggle! Cahm orn! Five for that you must be mad!"

Chris Hedworth and John Bailey combined. @Gene Clark, I'm sure CT knows Stimma by his nickname of Jason Donovan instead.

Must be great cherry picking other teams top players. Meanwhile NUFC busy scouring the continent looking for players with clauses in their contracts as we 'wipe our own noses'.

He's like Mark Stimpson on steroids.

All the patter in the last week from pardew more or less tells you he's been told sign or fuck off. I'll be surprised if the club weren't involved. Another gamble by fatty.

They will not buy without selling. That's the deal with fatty.

The bloke on sky.

Makes your skin crawl the attitude the national media have with Man Utd and Liverpool although lately they're avoiding the Liverpool subject rather than give them too much stick. Didn't catch our game on MOTD but seen Linekar's summing up with a huge grin describing another Man U win, maybe nothing I suppose but it pisses me off, also listened to a stream for our matches v West Ham, Stoke and yesterday. Three defeats and two were unfortunate but the standard of the co-commentators have been nothing short of woeful with clear agendas, (if the Stoke one wasn't an ex-Stoke player or fan I'll be stunned). Think I'll knock the streams on the head and just listen to John Anderson and Mick Lowes.

Sherlock Holmes once correctly called out Watson for inserting fruit up his back passage in some sexual perverted manner. When Watson asked how he could've possibly deduced that, Holmes of course replied, "Lemon-entry my dear Watson, lemon-entry." Just getting the coat as we speak.

Fuck off

Just the four mins stoppage time.

Who's this fucking co-commentator?

Didn't touch the ball, wasn't offside, he also was not in the way as the ball went in as Evans diverted the ball away from getting to Cisse. Goal all day.

Believe me, a goal all fucking day. Can't believe the ref had another look at it as those things just don't seem to happen to us but no way did Cisse hit it. It was an own goal and anyone like Mackem penboy or Welsh fuckwit both with vested interests can go and fuck right off. I've no idea who the commentators are but they should feel sheepish as fuck too.

Aye watched that afterwards, recorded it so could skip through SKY's long ad breaks. Blackadder was superb at the time. (apart from the first one which was average at best.)

".......and for ten bonus points, which Knacka on Toontastic got my fucking name wrong?"

A Christmas Carol. The one with George C Scott and Edward Woodward. Watched it on Christmas Eve night whilst waiting for the Pussy Cats to fall asleep so I could get their stuff out. It's still a great story/film and very good acting. (I still get lumps in the throat and the odd speck of dust in the eye watching it, ahem.)

Merry Christmas all, about to go to in-Laws for din-dins.

It's Christmas in other countries too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJnLRJmiJQ Merry Christmas! (as advertised on Channel 9.)

Always seems to happen around Christmas. When you were a teenager and were maybe wandering about round Christmas/New Year you knew that there was always a chance someone could start something but the idea of carrying knives etc just wouldn't have even entered my mind nor those I knocked around with some of whom 'weren't angels'. Also thinking of Idioteque and his recent loss. I hope it goes as well as it can.

Think you're quite wrong but wrong time, thread etc. Merry Christmas to all.

Everywhere does. Thank CT's hero for nobody willing/able to do anything about it.

Was a Butchers in the in-shops in Wallsend. Hardly fancy, like. (I had to nip out and get some fresh fruit and Veg from Tom Owens.)