Howmanheyman

Oh no!!!!! Gemmill's reading this thread!!!!! Time for incoming 'Uber-Geordie' flak.

Do you ever refer to Man U as just 'United' in conversation over there, ewerk? (Just out of interest).

Just put 'Geordie' you big tart! (I should've put 'Cod-heed' as an option for people from North Shields to be fair).

Just wondering on the make up of Toontastic posters new and old. If you can be arsed please let us know why you picked NUFC particularly if you've no real connection to the region, instead of being a gloryhunter with no soul.

"What are you trying to say, Steven? Walker is a thriving place just a stones throw from the riviera Tyne and the Marina."

Would he just rub his head and carry on running if he'd just taken a boot to his head from a Wimbledon neanderthal like Davey Mac did? Would he fuck, man's a garlic loving, onion selling Jessie.

I'd like to ask her while she's putting that blank pout look on her dish if she liked Chinese food? If she said 'of course' then I'd say, 'well chow mine, then' before seeing if she'd crack a smile before stroking the swan's neck.

Don't buy Kebab! Yohan Kebab! I just don't think you understand, Cos if you buy Kebab, Yohan Kebab! You're gonna have a whinger on your hands! Played right in the clubs hands he has, 'Not our our fault Guv, honest!'.

Her Mam must've had lemons for tits because she's a sour faced fucka. (Still would though).

You look like posh spice with those geps on, mind.

Our young Celtic friend wont be visiting today then.

I'll look back with far more fondness of Kevin Nolan than I will on Cabaye when he saunters off, like........but........you just know he's played right into the clubs hands if he didn't want to play on monday, there'll be faux handwringing that the club desperately wanted to keep him but it'll be complete horse shit. It's always the players fault when a popular player leaves, 'he wanted away/more money' etc.

I'd love to think that but I just think he isn't capable of it. An owner who cared would gladly sell to someone who could better the club, (Step forward john hall and look down at your shoes in shame), I'd love to know the full truth about Ashley's attempt to get a buyer in Dubai before Man City's owners bought them, pretty sure he made a tit of himself with Jimenez and Vetere and didn't leave a good impression over there. (I wonder what happened to them? Do all Ashley's lackeys get binned off after a while?)

I sometimes think CT must have a separate warehouse for all the stuff he buys but doesn't really need. (congrats on your anniversary, by the way!)

"Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger" "Man who fish in other man's pond, only catch crabs"

I wish it was as simple as just blaming Pardew, CT.

Quote He is decimating our away support and this is evidence of it, not a vindication of his policy. You keep making things difficult for supporters to get tickets by member schemes, ST only and constantly asking for reduced allocations then people lose heart trying or just assume they've no chance of getting one and don't bother. Also, when you knew in the past of a ground where it was easy to get in with a big away support then you'd be up for it which explains the support we'd get at places like Wimbledon at Selhurst Park among others, whereas knowing you'll be stuck in a corner with just a 1000 others might mean you aren't as enthusiastic.

Being Brazilian he was lucky he wasn't shot.

I've knew the family well for about twenty five years, I'd never stay away.

If you looked like that then you might as well shave your arse and walk on your hands.

They just hid when the going got tough v Liverpool, biggest disgrace of a game I've ever had the misfortune to see and that's saying something, the side that played Sunderland wasn't a bad side but they believed their own hype I'm afraid, in fact it was a bit like the Mackems who came up to put one over on us thinking they were far better than they were and got their arses handed to them on a plate in the 5-1 by NUFC players who were at it all game.

The players threw the towel in at times last year.

I saw a banner with the slogan, 'You can't buy class' on it at their stadium yesterday, in their own way I think a lot of Arsenal fans are just as precious about their club's status as Liverpool fans are but with less reason for it. Liverpool = Liverpool Football Club. Arsenal = The Arsenal.

Either works for me or you could put 'yafucka' to integrate our new mate more into 'the Geordie way'.