Howmanheyman

An interesting piece from Michael Martin of TF. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/?p=1363 Does it tell us anything new or that we didn't suspect? Does any of our more financially inclined posters have an alternative point of view. If true that he's getting his loan back would it be a price worth paying to get shot of him? If he got his money back might he think, 'no rush to sell, this is an earner?'

The drunken posts are the best ones, (for everyone else). Hope you had a good'un.

After thirteen years I've got to say I'm completely shocked that Shola looked shite, just didn't see that one coming.

Aye, he died on the cross just so we can watch this shit?

Teams that can't score are always going to struggle. Not looking good is it?

Need a Ben Afrie raker to go in as we've created the sum total of fuck all once again this half.

Although that tattoo is horrendous it still wouldn't affect my enjoyment of having my pipe blown by her as well as sexual intercourse. (or even sexual interflora in tribute to her tattoo).

Quiet.

I know at least one fan who'll have a smile on his face when his hot dog and fries get delivered direct to his seat.

About to go for a run after 5 weeks off through circumstances. Its a pity the missing 5 weeks weren't in February. When the shit weather comes in I've a treadmill in the garage, can't abide gyms and the money a lot charge? fuck that!

Our record v fat Sham isn't too good since he left is it? His negativity might actually help us in this game as our morale is rock bottom and it might well be a good time to get at us so I expect him to sit tight, try to smother midfield and we might well do them 2-0.

Last FM game I played was this I think.....

Looks like the Wife's cousin, (he's hopeless with lasses funny enough, unlike Bravado of course).

Who has Stevie got under his arms?

If things get worse for you can I have your away tickets? (Hope it gets sorted, mate.)

'Merse', Charlie Nicholas in the studio with Alan 'beige brummie' Smith commentator at the ground. If that was us against Fenerbache you'd have an ex-Fenerbache player in the studio alongside Ray Wilkins with Niall Quinn on the mic.

Last time I was at Villa Park a couple of my mates got pinched for sweet fuck all. First time I went I was thrown out of the stadium arm behind my back in front of the away terrace again for fuck all. Their police are the biggest set of dull bastards I've had the misfortune to come across at a football ground.

We aren't as attractive as a club to sponsor either.

People wont pay through the roof for mediocrity hence some tickets being cheaper. That's why it's about a fiver in the local non-league scene.

Wasn't the new deal adidas made with Chelsea worth £200m over ten years as long as certain targets were met? You've got to be in it to win it.

Aye I was at that game, seem to recall it was a diving header from Mavis that won it, cross came over from the East stand byline. Better first game for you than my first game! (0-1 v Shrewsbury).

Lived in the East End of Newcastle Upon Tyne nearly all of my life, born in Hong Kong, (Geordie Dad was in the Forces and posted there, N Irish Mam moved out there), never entered my head at any point the idea that I could support anyone else. First got into football when the World Cup was held in Espana in the summer of 1982 then when summer finished this happened........ KK's debut v QPR Last game v Brighton. Keegan got me into NUFC and I was hooked for life, he was and still is for me, the Pied Piper of this club. Love the bloke.

Went from being 'Technical middle class' to 'New affluent workers' despite my circumstances not changing since the last time I did that poll.